Happy Fourth

[studmuff.livejournal.com]

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Hell yeah

[ccnuggie.livejournal.com]

Re: Hell yeah

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

You'd think being a tin-pot dictator, you'd be able to find a halfway decent dentist.

Re: Hell yeah

[filthy-bonnet.livejournal.com]

He couldn't find one who would make hole calls.

Re: Hell yeah

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Nice one! I just snorted :P

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

Celebrating the joys of schadenfreude, just like our forefathers would've wanted!

[debergerac.livejournal.com]

poor, poor saddam. i weep for him.

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying I weep for him. I'm saying it's Independence Day, not We Pulled Saddam Out Of A Hole Day.

[sakurabana1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am not sure what American Independence Day has to do with Saddam either.

[sakurabana1.livejournal.com]

Um.......ok then.

[ccnuggie.livejournal.com]

You must be new here.

[sakurabana1.livejournal.com]

Sorta. What did I miss? Or is it a private club??

[ccnuggie.livejournal.com]

A sense of humor is required here.

And keep reminding yourself that this is the internets.

[sakurabana1.livejournal.com]

I have a sense of humour, an odd one but it is there......but not every joke plays over the net. Just like my "Um...ok then" was not done in malice. It was done in jest. ;P

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

It's the private club of political absurdism!

The only proper response to any comment is some equally absurd (more absurd if you're saucy) rebuttal.

[darkblood777.livejournal.com]

Ah, the standard response when you have no credible arguments left.

[darkblood777.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

[vlion.livejournal.com]

moron alert.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Better him than me.

[primarycolor.livejournal.com]

i'm stupid - but what is in his mouth? is it dinamite? sorry!

[ccnuggie.livejournal.com]

Most likely a firecracker that would be explosive like dynamite, in honor of the 4th.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

i'm stupid

Say that a lot, do ya?

but what is in his mouth?

What's in your mouth, honey? Besides MY COCK (http://www.megiloth.com/sounds/haha.wav)!!!

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

Yeah she would need to put something else in there with all the extra room you'd leave. BA DUM CHING.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I just stole one of your icons :P

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

Great! I'm glad you like it. If anyone asks you where you got it you can say "I stole it from this girl after she joked about the size of my manhood."

[insidersav.livejournal.com]

BA-ZING!

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

hellz yah 1 more internets victory for meeee

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

If I can get an icon out of it, the unsubstantiated humiliation was worth it. Now stop thinking aboot my cock :P

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

omg I can't believe you think of me as nothing more than a source of icons. I thought we had so much more than that.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Sorry baby, but you only have one thing I really wanted. Now that I have that. Now we're through.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

I think it would work better sticking a Roman Candle in his ass, Abu Gharaib style! Nothing funnier than having a former tyrant shoot colored balls out of his ass :)

[debergerac.livejournal.com]

fidel?

[pentha.livejournal.com]

Dubya?
A tyrant?

...Well, perhaps it's some form of justice. Imagine the tyrants of the past being historically classified in the same rank with Georgie. If there was an afterlife, they'd beg for the sweet release of non-existance.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Real funny there, lib_semen. Oh wait...you meant the IRS, right? That's a lot of Roman Candle to insert. Perhaps you can enlist the aid(s) of Barney Fag Frank.

[desidono.livejournal.com]

And he obviously has masculinity issues as well. With all the protesting with phallic terminology, one might think he's the one who really wants the roman candle.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly one of the dumbest arguments ever. In that case every Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, and degenerate fuck leftist really want to be Republicans.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

So they finally found that pesky little gene that turns normal people into gay people?? As for being homophobic, I'm not afraid of them...I just enjoy jokes at their expense. Making them the BUTT (http://www.megiloth.com/sounds/haha.wav) of the joke if you will :)

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

The word itself means a fear of homosexuals. If I see a couple of gay guys walking down the sidewalk, I don't scream or run in fright. Good Lord.

Okay, I give up. I crave cock. I admit it. Even though pussy is nice and all that, sometimes the feel of another man's chin stubble on my balls gets me fucking hot!!!

I'm so homophobic.....DURRRR!!!!

[desidono.livejournal.com]

I realize how uncomfortable facing your fears must be for you, but there's no need to get defensive by defaming other people. They're not the ones who are obsessed about roman candles in butts after all.

I pray that you grow out of your imbecility and that God, if you believe in one, has mercy on your soul.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

I'm not being defensive. Just some gay humor. It's not like I want to put 'em in ovens or anything. As a matter of fact, I'd rather have them clean my oven. They're so tidy :)

[desidono.livejournal.com]

Be careful, keep that up and someone might confuse you with someone who actually had a soul.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

ssshhhhhh...don't tell anybody :P

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Very mature. (you realize it's not pronounced "see-muss" right?)

I looked up "seamus" and just found lots of Irish references. I could give a less than a shit aboot my ancestors, so no need to investigate further.

Wow, you conservatives sure have a hair up your collective ass about taxes, don't you?

Well it is our money. We work for it, and I find it offensive that my money goes to people who are capable of working but don't. And people wonder why evil rich people find tax loopholes and have offshore accounts...so they can keep more of their money.

[desidono.livejournal.com]

Government provides the country with neat things like security and infrastructure and provides for the common good. This "I can't" attitude you conservatives have when it comes to paying for the things that allow us to create the richest men in the world is bad for America... I guess I just don't understand why you all hate America so much.

P.S> Rich people aren't evil. Who ever put that in your head? However, rich people who use tax loopholes and offshore accounts should be considered traitors, have their assests seized, and thrown into jail until they can be successfully rehabilitated into society.

[jimb.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that America declared independence from Iraq. That country was oppressing us.