I'm no cartoonist, but I am a writer, and since I see some writing in this community, I hope it's okay if I post a little something about all the tactics the current powers-that-be in the U.S. have borrowed from Oceania and the other totalitarian regimes of the great dystopian novels:
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While riffing on the obscurity and unpopularity of C-Span, Seth Meyers told what is (now) one of the more interesting jokes from the White House Correspondents' Dinner less than 24 hours before the death of Osama bin Laden:
"People think Bin Laden is hiding in the Hindu Kush, but did you know that everyday from four to five, he hosts a show on C-Span?"
Obama defended the use of the new full-body scanners, while public opinion is starting to turn against the use of the new machines. And security expert Bruce Schneier claims that the new machines won’t catch anybody. In fact, even the manufacturers of the machines say that they would not have caught the underwear bomber, even though that incident is the reason being given for the new machines.