Sorta like a bonus.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

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[donkeyjon.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a nice, elegant solution to the problem to me.

[thedabara-cds.livejournal.com]

Good plan, but with 1 snag; have you seen the kind of crap health care you get in a prison hospital??

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

A shot of whiskey and a rusty hacksaw might be better than nothing depending on your particulars.

[blackdwarv.livejournal.com]

Also, there are the mandatory work shifts for pennies a hour.
Having to share a room with up to eight roommates.
The occasional random beating by guards.
And you don't get to "visit whenever you want". Heck, a lot of places only let you "visit" by video these days.

I got a better solution. Let's lock up anyone who says how great the prisons are. Doesn't have to be long... maybe a week or two.