Date: 2015-12-18 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
Comrade, grain production is down!
I said, Comrade, steel production is down
I said, Comrade, you must sleep on the ground
There's no need to have free markets!

Comrade, there's a state you all know.
I said, Comrade, you have nowhere to go!
You must stay here, and the KGB will find
Many ways to have a good time.

we must stay in the USSR
we must stay in the USSR

We have some of the things, for some to enjoy
You can have one state approved toy

It's fun to stay in the USSR
It's fun to stay in the USSR

You can get a state job, you can wait on bread lines
You can do what the state party approveeees!

Comrade, are you with the party?
I said comrade, what do you want to be?
I said, comrade, that is not an option!
We demand you work in the mines!

Stalin, demands all of your wealth!
I said, comrade, put your faith in the state
and just stay here, in the USSR.
They know you do not want to leave!

we must stay in the USSR
we must stay in the USSR

We have some of the things, for some to enjoy
You can have one state approved toy

we must stay in the USSR
we must stay in the USSR

You can get a state job, you can wait on bread lines
You can do what the state party approveeees!

Comrade, I have need of your shoes
I said comrade, I need all of the shoes!
I will take them, for the good of the state
I will redistribute the shoes!

Cold war, we hate all of you yanks
We say, comrades, take a look at our tanks!
Here's a place called the USSR
We will keep you back on your way.

we must stay in the USSR
we must stay in the USSR

We have some of the things, for some to enjoy
You can have one state approved toy

USSR....you'll all stay in the USSR

Comrade, comrade, you can not leave this town!
Comrade, comrade, this wall won't come down!

USSR....you'll all stay in the USSR

I said, Comrade, steel production is down
I said, Comrade, you must sleep on the ground

USSR....just stay in the USSR

Comrade, are you with the party?

Date: 2015-12-19 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com
thank you, that was.... beautiful

*sniff*

just beautiful

Date: 2015-12-31 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] immemor.livejournal.com
The prequels could probably be improved with a few musical numbers. Would people still hate Jar Jar Binks if he had sung The Rainbow Connection?
Ex-squeeze-me, but mesa always wonder whysa so many songs about rainbows? And whatsa yousa find on the other side?

Okay, maybe we'd hate him even more.

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