Chuckle of the Day

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Looks like Israel has definitely stumbled onto something .... pic.twitter.com/ie2cL8NRHu

— BOSSY MONICA (@LeMarquand) July 14, 2014

Comments

[icelore.livejournal.com]

Man, for that reason, you'd thing our military, the biggest in the world, wouldn't have issues like robberies, assaults, shootings, etc! Oh, wait...

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

While being Military Police, I found that most of the thieves I met were the Military Police - more sad than ironic.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Regular police could weigh in that one too. A friend of mine had 5 pounds of pot seized and was charged for the 2 pounds turned in...

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

I wish I could be surprised.

All I can say is that I hope you believe me when I say that I did not partake in that sort of endeavor. I am far from a saint, but I am not a thief.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine had a roommate in the Dallas PD. We hung out with friends from work and their stories were horrifying. Mostly it was about how they've gotten away with beating the living shit out of people.

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

I'll admit that i was not overly gentle with people who hit women or children, but never beat the living shit out of anyone.

We had fun with a sleeping drunk once. We parked the cruiser in front of a parked semi. We found the driver and got him in on the prank. The driver turned on his high beams, we turned on all the lights, the driver hit the horn and layed it on for 20 seconds while we (my partner and I) stared screaming our heads off.

I had to clean the back seat.

100% worth it.