Chuckle of the Day

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Looks like Israel has definitely stumbled onto something .... pic.twitter.com/ie2cL8NRHu

— BOSSY MONICA (@LeMarquand) July 14, 2014

Comments

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

I would call this curious timing but I'll wait to see what you do on 9/11. In the meantime, lest I make an impression that I'm humorless:

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, you cannot see this in light of our gun issue?

What, you see Gaza dead?

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

"The death toll passed 160 on Sunday on the Palestinian side, with no Israeli fatalities reported."

Yeah, Israeli humor is a tough sell right now.

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Well, let me know when we can post something that involves Israel.
Will it be a month after the current action is done?

The ground invasion hasn't even started, if it does start.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Go for it - not like I'm the arbiter of good taste around here.

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

We only have a few people who participate;
so it doesn't make a lot of sense to post stuff
that some find truly offensive. Yet, the sensitivity
toward Israel really does strike me as being too high here.
This was primarily about guns, as opposed, say,
to a celebration of Israel's climbing body count.

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

THREE TEENS! THREE!

AND IT TOOK AT LEAST 3,000 PALESTINIANS TO KILL THEM.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Hey, what's 70% civilian casualties between neighbors?

[telemann.livejournal.com]

lolol

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Probably not a lot of catcalls and groping, either.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Because, you know, there's never any violence in the Middle East because of all the guns!

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

+1

[icelore.livejournal.com]

Man, for that reason, you'd thing our military, the biggest in the world, wouldn't have issues like robberies, assaults, shootings, etc! Oh, wait...

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

While being Military Police, I found that most of the thieves I met were the Military Police - more sad than ironic.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Regular police could weigh in that one too. A friend of mine had 5 pounds of pot seized and was charged for the 2 pounds turned in...

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

I wish I could be surprised.

All I can say is that I hope you believe me when I say that I did not partake in that sort of endeavor. I am far from a saint, but I am not a thief.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine had a roommate in the Dallas PD. We hung out with friends from work and their stories were horrifying. Mostly it was about how they've gotten away with beating the living shit out of people.

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

I'll admit that i was not overly gentle with people who hit women or children, but never beat the living shit out of anyone.

We had fun with a sleeping drunk once. We parked the cruiser in front of a parked semi. We found the driver and got him in on the prank. The driver turned on his high beams, we turned on all the lights, the driver hit the horn and layed it on for 20 seconds while we (my partner and I) stared screaming our heads off.

I had to clean the back seat.

100% worth it.

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

And yet Israel has govt mandated gun licenses that dissalow people with mental illness to own guns. Mental illness of course diagnosed by their govt healthcare. You also have to be at least 27 or 20 if you complete civil service. Omg fascisms!

[mudryikot.livejournal.com]

I wonder - will NRA help me get into US as a political refugee if I cite that I am unable to buy handguns where I live now?

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Maybe under a Republican administration.

At the moment, we are especially crowded at the border too.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

But if you're white, you're right.

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

Funny - I once said that to a black girl and got her number.

"Once you go white, you know it's right."

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Of course, we don't know the context of the picture. The women there could be robbing the Palestinian shopkeeper blind without needing to fire a shot.

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

:p

[catlin.livejournal.com]

In reality, women tend to get their periods at the same time of the month as the other women they live with and spend lots of time with.

What we are actually seeing is a group run for chocolate chip cookie dough icecream, to ease pms.

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

That does take some of the macho out of it. :D

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

I do wonder if the same thing happens to men and their hormonal monthly ebbs and flows
We have periods of a sort, jus less clearly identifiable

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Uh, no we don't. You might want to have that checked. ;)

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

Sure we do, depending on definition:

http://domenhaveperiods.com/

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to click on that. Nope.

[catlin.livejournal.com]

There actually is some science saying men's hormone levels fluctuate on a varying time basis. Exact studies though are hard to find, ditto if they do the girl thing and change based on cycles.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]