[identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] politicartoons

Date: 2014-04-25 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Insane Handbook: Bills Cheerleaders Are Told How To Wash Their Vaginas (http://deadspin.com/how-to-use-a-tampon-and-other-guidelines-for-bills-che-1567047406)

Date: 2014-04-25 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com
Insane in right. Holy shit. I'm sure there is a commensurate 'how to clean your cock' for the mens?

Date: 2014-04-25 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
The Army gave us a class in Basic Training on what order to wash your face and junk.

Date: 2014-04-26 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icelore.livejournal.com
...People can't be trusted to figure out that order for themselves? o.0

Date: 2014-04-26 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Have you ever attended a convention?

Date: 2014-04-27 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
In basic, you learn very quickly that people can't be trusted to BATHE, much less wash in the right order.

Date: 2014-04-27 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icelore.livejournal.com
..I just...I'm not really sure hat to say about this. There must be an interesting story that goes along. lol

Date: 2014-04-27 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Well, I don't remember anybody memorable from basic, but in Iraq a lot of people would use the empty 1.5L bottles our drinking water came in for pee bottles, as they didn't want to walk out to the portapotties in the middle of the night. Most people tossed the refilled bottles, but one guy was found with a large stash of them below his bunk.

Also in Iraq, a dead mouse was reportedly found in the junk on top of another guy's bed, before he was transferred to my unit and became my roommate. He just always stank, and his new bed in our room also gathered a new layer of junk, like so:

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Yes, his name is "Peed":

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I later saw him after being moved to El Paso, and he had somehow gotten promoted in that time.

Date: 2014-04-27 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beyondfake-0.livejournal.com
Even after basic the bad hygiene continues. :/ Had to take a fellow female to the shower with another NCO, and make sure she showered properly, and put on clean clothes afterwards...

Date: 2014-04-26 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
You mean: "This is my rifle, this is my gun." is used as an educational tool?

On swamp-ass.

Date: 2014-04-27 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Just gotta hit the three major areas with soap: the arm pits, the crotch pit, and the ass pit.

Date: 2014-04-25 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
It's like she is a prisoner of war.

But it's the free market at work, right?

Date: 2014-04-25 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Another sports-related story I'm interested in is the Northwestern University football team voting for union protection. The NCAA makes billions off players and they've been in pure animal panic since this started. The fiction around student-athletes is cracking. Even full scholarships don't cover all university costs.

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