(no subject)

[badlydrawnjeff.livejournal.com]

So you say Bitcoin just isn’t secure enough for your crypto-currency needs? PotCoin won't buy you tickets to that horrorcore rap concert you've been yearning to attend? And Dogecoin is, um, just too doge-y?

Fret no longer, would-be anonymous libertarian digital shopper with a tongue-in-cheek hatchet fetish. Because there can never be enough crypto-currencies out there to satisfy every fleeting retail impulse, now there is… JuggaloCoin.

That’s right, folks, JuggaloCoin is the first currency specifically tailored to meet the growing needs of Insane Clown Posse fans. Soon you'll be able to purchase countless tubs of Moon Mist Faygo and crates of Hatchet Gear merch, secure in the knowledge that your money will go to a vendor who’s down with the clown.

Comments

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

And it gives children a proper scientific breakdown of the four elements.

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

It just looks like another sad case of white people
trying to be cool.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Who could have known that when we look back at white rappers, Vanilla Ice would come out looking respectable?

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

ICP is responsible for the brilliant song lyric:

She's funny
She's shinning
She's happy
I fucking hate her to death
She's caring
She's fun
She's smiling
I fucking hate her to death

I want you off this planet
I fucking hate her to death
You don't want me and I just can't stand it
I fucking hate her to death

*slow clap*

whew, its hard to handle this much artistry in one song.