Watch out for the M1 Grand...

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

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[soliloquy76.livejournal.com]

*M1 Garand

Thanks, Call of Duty!

ETA: Well shit -- finished reading and the name of gun is the least of its problems.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Personally I think we should start Making posters declaring Muslims eat children and burn down churches and labeling them with various conservative candidate's campaign banners. Seems its all fair game now!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

No, no, that's dirty pool and totally unacceptable. Because that would target a REPUBLICAN, and it's different. Everything Republicans do is justified, anything a non-Republican or a non-comforming Republican does is treason.

[namey.livejournal.com]

...and it can jump an amazing 25 feet. It's the only animal in the jungle that can do that!

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

False. The Toys 'r' Us I went to as a child (in NYC) did not sell those.

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

That's the problem - you were in NYC...you go to ANY Toy 'R Us in Texas.....

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

naah, I'm quite happy here thanks. Rather not have Rick Perry anywhere near my state govt.

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

I'm in Oklahoma - or, Texas Lite - and I am FAR too close for my liking.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

Furthest south I ever been was to a state with North in the name (Carolina)

And I think I'm A-OK with that.

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Oklahoma is sort of Texas' s slow brother that goes to Sunday school with the southern states. Also being in OK, I can say this.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

Weren't you in Oregon? I thought you were a west-coaster, not a part of flyover country.

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

I was, moved last year for jorb. I like pretty much everything about Oregon better.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

What's not covered under 'pretty much everything'?

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Well I met my girlfriend here, and she's awesome! I'm planning to abduct her. I think we're going to fight if it's back to New York or Oregon though.

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

Come to New York, we have a giant socialist as mayor. Bet he's cooler than whoever your current mayor is....

[enders-shadow.livejournal.com]

[oh, and he's not really a socialist. for that in city politics, you'll want Seattle]

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Eh, he's not that bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Cornett

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

Where in OK? I am in OKC.

Everyone here calls this place the Bible Belt Buckle.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

You know why it's so windy in Oklahoma? Because Texas sucks!

(this joke works either way around)

[mckavian.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I have used it before.

[brother-dour.livejournal.com]

You can also get 'em out of vending machines!