Date: 2013-12-03 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
No coin slot??

I guess God at least accepts collect calls.

Date: 2013-12-03 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
They don't want your money.
They only want your soul.

Date: 2013-12-04 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com
I guess these are old pay phones?

Anyway, I guess the good people at the city of Topeka forgot Matthew 6:5-6...

Date: 2013-12-04 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
I'm still waiting for this to happen:
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Date: 2013-12-04 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farchivist.livejournal.com
I crack the fuck up every time I see that.

Date: 2013-12-04 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
It has that same effect on me.

Date: 2013-12-04 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
It always reminds me that Obama is a Boggart.

Date: 2013-12-04 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
In the Harry Potter sense of the term; where it is whatever you fear the most.

You fear Muslims? He's a muslim.
You fear communists? he's a communist
You fear Nazi? He's Hitler

Date: 2013-12-04 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
As long as he doesn't keep the joint to himself - pass that shit.

Date: 2013-12-04 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
Ahh, you thought I meant bo-gart. Apparently, in his college smoking days, he was a bit of a greedy stoner, "intercepted" joints as they were past around the circle.

I'd call that poor form. But his friends seemed to accept it.

Date: 2013-12-04 06:02 pm (UTC)
weswilson: (Magical Wes Animated)
From: [personal profile] weswilson
me too.

Date: 2013-12-04 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
The cops should bug them to get confessions to crimes in the area.

Date: 2013-12-04 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
I'm sure the NSA is on it!

Date: 2013-12-04 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mckavian.livejournal.com
I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for getting me out of Kansas.

All hail His Noodelly Appendages (and ignore any resemblances to Chuthulu - it's merely coincidence)

Ramen.

Date: 2013-12-04 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
How long you think before atheists take em to court?

Date: 2013-12-04 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Atheists in Kansas have to be a lonely bunch.

Date: 2013-12-04 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
Intelligence is always somewhat lonely

Date: 2013-12-04 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soliloquy76.livejournal.com
Aside from the obvious separation of church and state arguments, Matthew had a few things to say about this as well:

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward." -- Matthew 6:1-34

Date: 2013-12-04 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymink.livejournal.com
I wonder how accepting of "other" religions they are.

Put figure of Cthulhu in there. Commence fhtagn-ing.

Date: 2013-12-04 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dexeron.livejournal.com
Get some "ethnic" looking folks in there to start loudly praying to Allah or Vishnu or the FSM any other non-YHWH deity. You'll see that city council shockingly get very suddenly concerned about the Establishment Clause.

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