Welcome to the food desert of the real

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[pepsquad.livejournal.com]

whaaaaaaa........

[telemann.livejournal.com]

But you see, the Trump family can't find elephant meat at Whole Foods:

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Nothing says "whole foods" like an entire wildebeast.

[telemann.livejournal.com]

No food deserts for the Trump family!

[trog.livejournal.com]

lol you've been on a roll lately

[joshthevegan.livejournal.com]

[lizcharlene.livejournal.com]

I prefer McDonald's because their hamburgers are garden-grown in neatly-cultivated rows.

[vodkabeforenoon.livejournal.com]

Roadkill is cruelty free a good way to clean up our roads.

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[vodkabeforenoon.livejournal.com]

I am serious. I come from that world where you waste nothing.

[brother-dour.livejournal.com]

If the blood hasn't congealed and blackened, it is generally safe to eat roadkill.

I'm dead serious about that- and vodkabeforenoon probably is, too.

[macychick.livejournal.com]

The Chicken that didn't cross the road! LOL!