Priorities, man...

[dwer.livejournal.com]

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[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Also, God says that China is awesome.

[brother-dour.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I read somewhere (maybe on a friend's FB, whatever) something like, "Do we want to end up like China?" and I kind of thought, "Given how they're kicking our asses in manufacturing and trade, YES!"

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

Looks like God missed again and zapped Bermuda instead.

He always had problems with his aim. Or geography.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

The Lord just disappeared a small sailing craft in the Bermuda Triangle!

/mysterious ways and all that

[brother-dour.livejournal.com]

Yep. Mystery solved. It;s not aliens or time warps or dimensional portals. God has just been trying to hit North America and keeps missing =P

[dwer.livejournal.com]

God didn't pay much attention in Social Studies, and then dropped out of school at 16 to become a migrant worker.

[macychick.livejournal.com]

He did wipe out everything east of the Mississippi, as well as a good portion of Mexico, though. And all of South America.

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

OMG GOD WAS THE CRETACEOUS-PALEOGENE EXTINCTION EVENT.

[macychick.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you've finally managed to reconcile creationists and evolutionists!

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

The dinosaurs had just discovered abortions and homosexuality.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

Or geography.

So God *is* an American! *zing*

[foolsguinea.livejournal.com]

And yet the US-Canada border is apparently visible from space in this shot.

And then there's the lighting, which makes no sense. How is Earth evenly lit?

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

Unsurprising. We already knew God was ok with genocide.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

All part of God's plan.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

That god is an arse.

[byrontengu.livejournal.com]

I'd do something with this, but honestly I have enough "me too" at this point, and I know absolutely no one who would defend other position with anything other than sarcasm.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

What a kicker that God's biggest concern just happens to be their biggest hot button! Who could have seen that coming?