ext_95106 ([identity profile] dwer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] politicartoons2012-10-04 10:09 am
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[identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, God says that China is awesome.

[identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com 2012-10-05 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I read somewhere (maybe on a friend's FB, whatever) something like, "Do we want to end up like China?" and I kind of thought, "Given how they're kicking our asses in manufacturing and trade, YES!"

[identity profile] greatbearmd.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like God missed again and zapped Bermuda instead.

He always had problems with his aim. Or geography.

[identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The Lord just disappeared a small sailing craft in the Bermuda Triangle!

/mysterious ways and all that

[identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com 2012-10-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Mystery solved. It;s not aliens or time warps or dimensional portals. God has just been trying to hit North America and keeps missing =P

[identity profile] dwer.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
God didn't pay much attention in Social Studies, and then dropped out of school at 16 to become a migrant worker.

[identity profile] macychick.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
He did wipe out everything east of the Mississippi, as well as a good portion of Mexico, though. And all of South America.

[identity profile] dexeron.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG GOD WAS THE CRETACEOUS-PALEOGENE EXTINCTION EVENT.

[identity profile] macychick.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, you've finally managed to reconcile creationists and evolutionists!

[identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The dinosaurs had just discovered abortions and homosexuality.

[identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Or geography.

So God *is* an American! *zing*

[identity profile] foolsguinea.livejournal.com 2012-10-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
And yet the US-Canada border is apparently visible from space in this shot.

And then there's the lighting, which makes no sense. How is Earth evenly lit?

[identity profile] dexeron.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Unsurprising. We already knew God was ok with genocide.

[identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
All part of God's plan.

[identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com 2012-10-04 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That god is an arse.

[identity profile] byrontengu.livejournal.com 2012-10-05 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd do something with this, but honestly I have enough "me too" at this point, and I know absolutely no one who would defend other position with anything other than sarcasm.

[identity profile] kip-w.livejournal.com 2012-10-06 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
What a kicker that God's biggest concern just happens to be their biggest hot button! Who could have seen that coming?
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