Date: 2012-03-23 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
HE'S THREATENING ME! HELP, HELP, I'M WHITE!

Date: 2012-03-23 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Sure, they look harmless, but in the hands of a black or relatively swarthy person, Skittles + Sweet Tea combine to form a deadly WMD.

There is another case I read about today where an interrupted car thief ran, was chased and stabbed to death and this was dismissed as self-defense. That's how amazing this Stand and Deliver law stuff is. "Your honor, I felt my safety was threatened by the person running away from me so I ran them down and stabbed them to death. You know, before they killed me - which I'm sure they could have done despite the whole 'back turned and running away' part."

The judge said "Okey, dokey, case dismissed."

Date: 2012-03-23 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usekh.livejournal.com
Can I take a wild guess as to the ethnicity of the defendant and also the victim?

Date: 2012-03-23 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Fla. Judge: Chasing, Killing Suspect Was Self-Defense (http://www.newser.com/story/142414/fla-judge-chasing-killing-suspect-was-self-defense.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop)

Date: 2012-03-23 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spamwarrior.livejournal.com
In Michigan, with the exception of being within your own home, you are legally obligated to attempt to withdraw before using your handgun. I can't imagine what's going on in Florida's handgun laws that makes anyone even pause for a moment over this case.

Date: 2012-03-24 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saint-monkey.livejournal.com
A bad joke. When you fire a weapon, the explosive gasses shoving the bullet from the barrel of the gun also create a strong backward push against the person holding the weapon, which might cause them to have to take a step back... It would essentially happen at the same time that you fired. So... it probably wouldn't count, intent and all that. But technically, at the point it occurred, no damage would have happened to the attacker... It makes about as much sense as the logic in a lot of these stand your ground laws.

Date: 2012-03-24 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spamwarrior.livejournal.com
I see what you're getting at, and I giggled a bit.

Date: 2012-03-24 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
A diet consisting of nothing but skittles and sweet tea is gonna give you the diabeetus.

Date: 2012-03-23 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rukh.livejournal.com
#outlawskittles
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Date: 2012-03-23 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saint-monkey.livejournal.com
Twinkie defense.

Date: 2012-03-23 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soliloquy76.livejournal.com
"I was afraid of contact diabetes!"

Date: 2012-03-23 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usekh.livejournal.com
Also just remember we can never tell the truth of what he was carrying.

Date: 2012-03-23 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Exactly! It could have been Reese's Pieces and an RC cola!

Date: 2012-03-23 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] american-geist.livejournal.com
Or even SHASTA. No one stops to consider the consequences of open carrying SHASTA.

Date: 2012-03-23 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Oh the humanity! SHASTA is a lethal weapon, everyone knows that.

Date: 2012-03-23 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chessdev.livejournal.com
He looks suspicious.

Watch out! He's coming right for us!!

*Blam* *Blam*


Date: 2012-03-23 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwer.livejournal.com
if Captain Kirk can make a gun out of powder and a tree, this guy could totally destroy the entire block with skittles and ice tea. HAS NO ONE SEEN THE HORROR OF MENTOS AND COKE???

Date: 2012-03-24 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitetomger.livejournal.com
This whole Trayvon affair has given me a frightful craving for Arizona Sweet Tea. Main problem is, I'm British. We don't do sweet tea. :C

Date: 2012-03-24 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pacotelic.livejournal.com
Just add Irn Bru to (Sweet Tea-Irn Bru) and you'll have it

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