Date: 2011-09-28 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kharmii.livejournal.com
Pharaoh killed babies and kept slaves. This is retarded as you can get.

Date: 2011-09-29 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rukh.livejournal.com
And of course, god went and killed EVERY firstborn just because he was pissed off.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
killing babies,

to punish pharaohs,

for killing babies.

Date: 2011-09-29 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kip-w.livejournal.com
That'll teach them! Especially if they take notes.

Date: 2011-09-29 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-pill.livejournal.com
not only that, but god harded pharos heart. then punished him for it.

Date: 2011-09-29 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
I never... ever... understood that!

I thought humans were supposed to have free will...

Date: 2011-09-29 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylaptopisevil.livejournal.com
And, what, the free market didn't allow a better Pharaoh option to come along and seem more attractive to the masses?

Date: 2011-09-29 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malasadas.livejournal.com
There's water on my laptop, you bastard.

Date: 2011-09-29 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kharmii.livejournal.com
What is this even...it's ancient Egypt. What free market? A better bicycle that seemed more attractive to the masses wasn't likely to come around either.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylaptopisevil.livejournal.com
Look ma'am I am a traditionalist and I like things being done traditionally. If it was good enough for Egypt then it is good enough for me now. Men and women marrying, buildings shaped like giant triangles, mummies, all of it.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
not to mention homosexuality was neither explicitly condoned or condemned back then, or at least there isn't enough records to say otherwise, must have been great...

Also women had considerably more rights then other parts of the ancient world.
Edited Date: 2011-09-29 02:37 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-29 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylaptopisevil.livejournal.com
No one could keep Abbot and Costello away like a mummy.

I mean, maybe the wolfman, but that's just stupid.

Date: 2011-09-29 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
I prefer the wolfman, he seems more liberated

Date: 2011-09-29 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pacotelic.livejournal.com
Also royalty ran on tight incest. Royal blood and all that.

Date: 2011-09-29 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telemann.livejournal.com
God YOU SLAY ME! :P

Date: 2011-09-29 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namey.livejournal.com
And your first born.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimpala.livejournal.com
But killing babies gave the baby killers jobs!

And being a slave is a job, it's a job that's forced upon you, but it's a job...

Date: 2011-09-29 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com
Just like the Job Creators(tm)!

Date: 2011-09-29 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael barnett (from livejournal.com)
God opposes the state.

Date: 2011-09-29 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byrontengu.livejournal.com
apparently unless the state goes to war in Iraq.

Date: 2011-09-29 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farchivist.livejournal.com
Not true. See the following:

"Civil authority is of God, not by any revelation or positive institution, but by the mere fact that God is the Author of Nature, and Nature imperatively requires civil authority to be set up and obeyed. Nature cannot tolerate intemperance, nor anarchy either. And what Nature absolutely requires, or absolutely refuses as incompatible with her well-being, God commands, or God forbids. God then forbids anarchy; and in forbidding anarchy He enjoins submission to authority. In this sense, God is at the back of every State, binding men in conscience to observe the behests of the State within the sphere of its competence...The one point fixed by nature, and by God, is that there must be authority everywhere, and that the authority existent for the time being, under such and such a form, be under that form obeyed; for since there is no actual authority in the country except under that form, to refuse to obey that is to refuse authority simply, and to revert to anarchy, which is against nature: just as a man having nothing but bread and cheese to eat, and refusing to eat his bread and cheese, under pretence that he much prefers mutton, condemns himself to starvation, which again is unnatural."

Date: 2011-09-29 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael barnett (from livejournal.com)
Whoever wrote that is an idiot.

Date: 2011-09-30 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farchivist.livejournal.com
As the other person stated, it's Catholic doctrine.

Doctrine = Division

Date: 2011-09-30 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marccohen.livejournal.com
That's Catholic Doctrine. The problem with doctrine is that it's from men. And we all know how perfect and wonderful people are, especially those in positions of authority.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artkouros.livejournal.com
And, the Hebrews stole their Egyptian neighbors blind before they left.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-rukh.livejournal.com
Its ok if god says its ok. Strange how he always agrees with the priests....

Date: 2011-09-29 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pacotelic.livejournal.com
It's a real pity Baal-worshippers or the Hittites don't still have many operating churches. I'd like the get the other side of the story.

I won't make the joke that follows from this.

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