I wrote a more depressing pledge of allegiance once. It went:
I send my condolences to the flag of the United States of America And to the Democracy for which it once stood One Nation Acts like God Unbelievable. What happened to justice for all?
... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Watch these commercials about weight loss, hair loss, and erectile disfunction instead. And don't forget to get outraged about a boob on your TV! (no, not Bush ;-) )
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Date: 2005-01-24 09:50 am (UTC)I wrote a more depressing pledge of allegiance once. It went:
I send my condolences
to the flag
of the United States of America
And to the Democracy
for which it once stood
One Nation
Acts like God
Unbelievable.
What happened to justice for all?
But I like this one better.
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Date: 2005-01-24 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-24 02:37 pm (UTC)If I were her, I'd spend less time worrying about the government and more time worrying about that receding hairline of hers.
Typical republican response....
Date: 2005-01-24 05:57 pm (UTC)...move on folks, nothing to see here...nope...that's not a polka-dotted, 50 ton elephant standing on your toe, just your imagination.
Re: Typical republican response....
Date: 2005-01-24 06:15 pm (UTC)Re: Typical republican response....
Date: 2005-01-24 06:18 pm (UTC)The one we have running the country -- er puppeting for Karl Rove -- is PLASTIC! ...and we all know what plastic is made of.....!