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Jeff Sessions, Republican of Alabama, in The New York Times, February 13, 1999:

It has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt and to a moral certainty that President William Jefferson Clinton perjured himself before a Federal grand jury and has persisted in a continuous pattern of lying and obstructing justice. The chief law-enforcement officer of the land, whose oath of office calls on him to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution, crossed the line and failed to defend and protect the law and, in fact, attacked the law and the rights of a fellow citizen. Under our Constitution, equal justice requires that he forfeit his office. For these reasons, I felt compelled to vote to convict and remove the President from office...

It is crucial to our system of justice that we demand the truth. I fear that an acquittal of this President will weaken the legal system by providing an option for those who consider being less than truthful in court. Whereas the handling of the case against President Nixon clearly strengthened the nation's respect for law, justice and truth, the Clinton impeachment may unfortunately have the opposite result.

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Trump supporters' cognitive dissonance

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Behind the cut: President Baby Boy( Read more... )

Unclear News

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Japan at Nature's Edge: The Nuclear Context of an Unclear Power

You know that smell in the air, where everyone says, "Whodunnit?" but nobody will own up to it. Well it seems Japan is in denial about Unclear waste from Nuclear power... and now America has signs of the disease. - Peter Barakan (journalist at large)



If it smells like shit and it looks like shit, it probably is shit. Much like projectile vomit, in most average shit cases, verbal diarrhoea comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips off your ass cheeks, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the Big Pharma ass fairy plastic surgeon comes in and creates new ass cheeks for you out of chicken fat. Coprophilia (also known as coprolagnia) is a paraphilia where people get sexual pleasure from faeces. Sexual excitement typically comes from either (i) watching somebody defecate on somebody else (as is the case between right and left politics) or (ii) they themselves defecating on somebody else (which has somehow become a daily American media practice). In rare instances, some people may become sexually aroused when they are defecated upon by somebody else. The American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) believes this disorder has now spread to America from ocean bound Nuclear waste in the Pacific reaching the shores of California, resulting in the 2016 US election and ensuing faecal matters in the form of "the Donald" a giant turd, creating a big stink in the land.



Inspiration Street : Streetsmart Street Art "Dump Trump" Trump Dump Corpora-phelia (fear of corporate reprisal)

However, Japan is way ahead of the curve in recently producing digestible waste from its own human faeces. Apparently it sort of tastes like chicken!

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Trump: To Russia with Love

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Sickest irony: that a hyper-nationalist administration shd be the one to preside over a hostile takeover of the US by a foreign adversary!

— Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) March 2, 2017