Date: 2009-01-21 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
NEWS FLASH!!! "Americans are Idiots"
and I'm from Poland, we have American jokes about you guys not being able to hold your silverware correctly through an entire meal due to being completely uncivilized!

Date: 2009-01-21 11:56 pm (UTC)
weswilson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] weswilson
Yeah... we've got jokes about Poland that are equally accurate.

Date: 2009-01-22 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
you wanna take this outside?

Date: 2009-01-22 03:27 pm (UTC)
weswilson: (Default)
From: [personal profile] weswilson
How many of you will it take to open the door?

Date: 2009-01-22 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
PHHHWWWWWWWWAAAHHHHH!!!!

Date: 2009-01-22 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-hamburglar.livejournal.com
and we don't care

Date: 2009-01-22 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savagemind.livejournal.com
At least we can screw in a damn light bulb.

Date: 2009-01-22 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
pretty soon you won't be able to afford light bulbs so you can screw in the dark so we don't have to LOOK AT YOUR RETARDED FAT ASSES

SCREW IN THE DARK YOU RETARDED FREAKS

Date: 2009-01-22 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminator44.livejournal.com
They must have a lot of sugar in Poland.

Date: 2009-01-22 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savagemind.livejournal.com
So you've been watching us get busy? I guess I can't blame you, since all ten or eleven of your attractive women had the good sense to expatriate themselves a long time ago.

Date: 2009-01-22 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dranakin.livejournal.com
And we almost forgot about Poland.*


*Sorry, had to.

Date: 2009-01-22 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
Poland was hoping you'd forget, unfortunately Americans are mainly all Gongoozlers and just stare off into space drooling

Polak: Hey, American what are you thinking?
American; I don't know : ( I lost the TV Remote
Polak: If it was up your ass you'd know!
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Date: 2009-01-22 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
I hope Hacksaw Jim Duggan wails you witha 2x4

aren't there any red indians you forgot to kill?

think carefully now

Date: 2009-01-22 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rawbery79.livejournal.com
NEWS FLASH!!! "No one gives a shit about Poland"

Date: 2009-01-22 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
And No one is gonna Give a Shit about America

Hey America, why the long face?

"All our money..." STFU!!!!

Date: 2009-01-22 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rawbery79.livejournal.com
Are those supposed to be sentences, because right now they just look like some words put together in random order.

And no one still gives even a half a shit about Poland.

Date: 2009-01-22 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] borgseawolf.livejournal.com
Oh God, you're from Poland??

That explains everything.

Date: 2009-01-22 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com
Haha, that's funny -God is Polish-

Date: 2009-01-22 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] borgseawolf.livejournal.com
He's not, but his Mother is.

Date: 2009-01-22 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rawbery79.livejournal.com
It really does, doesn't it?

Date: 2009-01-22 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-hamburglar.livejournal.com
Maybe it's just me using an anecdote, but I have yet to meet anyone I know using the gas prices as a means to get a fuel eating vehicle. Infact I've heard the opposite.

Date: 2009-01-22 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savagemind.livejournal.com
These changes have had more to do with government regulation than popular opinion.

- Regulations in the eighties made car companies increase efficiency.
- As cars became more efficient, regulations waned and car companies started focusing more on improved performance (which, when people aren't broke, is a far sexier selling point than increased gas mileage).
- Car companies, in an effort to market their engines with increased performance, started to advertise SUVs and trucks to regular consumers.
- Gas being cheap due (in part) to lower consumption meant that people were willing to buy gas-guzzlers.
- General efficiency of cars no longer keeps up with consumption levels. Demand rises, supply drops...
- ...as a result, gas is no longer cheap, so there is demand for new regulations.
- Gas gets cheap because no one can afford to buy it. People stop talking about regulations.

If regulations don't keep pace with consumption the cycle will continue indefinitely. Engine efficiency can't be allowed to fall behind consumption levels.

Date: 2009-01-22 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-hamburglar.livejournal.com
Well it definitely makes more sense when applied that way than popular opinion.

Date: 2009-01-23 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reality-hammer.livejournal.com
Regulations waned?

On what planet?

The Mini-van is what started the truck-as-family-vehicle trend. Blame Lee Iaccoca! :P

If regulations make cars efficient, affordable and all-around magical let's just pass some more laws and make it so!

Date: 2009-01-23 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] savagemind.livejournal.com
If regulations make cars efficient, affordable and all-around magical let's just pass some more laws and make it so!

Agreed!

Date: 2009-01-22 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drivebyluna.livejournal.com
"and it will be ever thus!" is such an awkward phrasing in English.

Date: 2009-01-23 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reality-hammer.livejournal.com
The people who want to use gasoline as a "Pigou" tax object missed their chance this summer. They could have easily passed legislation stating that whenever gasoline dropped below $2 a gallon (who'd have guessed?!) taxes would automatically increase to make up the difference.

Ostensibly, of course, to fund unicorns and rainbows.

Government would be raking in the cash right now and people wouldn't be forgetting about $4.50 a gallon gasoline so easily.

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