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[pentha.livejournal.com]

Here's what happens when you fail climate knowledge and decide to share your ignorance witty comebacks with the world.

Comments

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

Why should we have to dumb down the English language and science for people who are so fucking stupid they pick up a newspaper then get their news from the comic section?

[tridus.livejournal.com]

Because you can't convince people "global warming" is a problem on the same day they can't start their car due to it being -32. (Like say today, outside my house.)

[jessica-leah.livejournal.com]

Because a lot of those dumb people have a lot of say when it comes to making changes. If calling it the Pizza Monster will get them to improve emissions standards, et al, that's fine with me.

[lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com]

huh? what other section would you read? the bullshit section? today in bullshit, king and queen bullshit bullshitted their way through another bullshitty bullshitstorm, successfully quelling the withdrawals of bullshit addicts everywhere, in other news, bullshit is making people sick and dying, but, have no fear, we have reports that the cure may be, more bullshit.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Why don't they just put out a panel filled completely with 90-point Arial Black saying I AM A CLUELESS MORON?

[jlc20thmaine.livejournal.com]

Why don't they just put out a panel filled completely with 90-point Arial Black saying I AM A CLUELESS MORON?

I wouldn't say that all those who support the bad science behind global warming hoax are cluless morons.

[ellie-kay.livejournal.com]

sorry, i didn't realize "skeptic" and "moron" were synonyms.

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

That is not how global warming works

[retrofire.livejournal.com]

Probably sponsored by Exxon Mobil

>sigh<

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Though I think you're being sarcastic, let me explain this to ellie_kay and reality_hammer in terms they can understand.

Remember when your boy McCain explained that the fundementals of the economy were strong, when foreclosures were going through the roof, consumer confidence was tanking, and investment banks were tanking every week? Same thing. If the fundementals of the economy weren't strong, we'd be in much worse shape than we are right now. Even if you know someone who's living in a shantytown, that is an extreme symptom of a bad economy. Likewise, I know doctors who could give flip all about the state of the economy, as their personal fisc is doing quite, quite well right now.

The economy is not as dismal as it could be, considering all the mismanagement and malfeasance that has been undertaken by banks and government before and after the bubble popped and the wealth effect went away.

Just as personal economy does not equal the economy, the weather does not equal the climate.

I once read a good piece debunking the idea of intelligent design to the economy. The economy really can be used to beat you paleocons all about the head and shoulders, as its the one god you all worship in common.

Re: >sigh<

[reality-hammer.livejournal.com]

*waits for you to get around to explaining something...other than your myopic political stances*

[edgar-suit.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Global Warming weighs in at such a low eight that it's like hitting air.

[thies.livejournal.com]

I always have to giggle when someone apparently doesn't know the difference between climate and weather.

[lucidpseudogod.livejournal.com]

Next, on Distraction from Corruption: more buzzwords, misconceptions, intentional category mistakes, words weighed down with connotations, and the same incidental kind of stuff that you expect to get you mad enough to go the drug store and buy your favorite legal drugs:alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and porno. Here's Tom with the Climate
"thanks, Bill. The Climate today is swaying gently as the tectonic plates float by each other on the newly dislodged magmaocean that opened up due to sucking out all the earth's natural lubrication: oil

a disgruntled 'God' said "great, I make you an amusement park and you dismantle it' Satan could not be reached for comment due to uproarious laughter at winning some ancient bar bet from another galaxy

florida moving closer to michigan and now back to your regular distractions

[saint-monkey.livejournal.com]

This is completely inaccurate.

It needs to be interrupted by a commercial for "Snuggle" to be accurate.

These 'toons are not so stupid...

[ltmurdoch.livejournal.com]

Look at the 'toons again. Neither says climate change doesn't exist. It just points out that

1- the news will scare the shit out of you any way it can. And that's true. More drama means higher ratings. So, I think this one is a commentary on the news, not so much on climate.

2- Given we've had a few days of super-cold weather, you could say that - while climate change is real and the globe overall is warming - winter won the most recent "ROUND." It doesn't mean that "Global Warming" won't get up in the next round where we find the snowman with all 5 chunks of coal ablaze while he melts into a puddle on the canvas.

Re: These 'toons are not so stupid...

[aerorhcp.livejournal.com]

yep

[rawbery79.livejournal.com]

HEY, DUFFY'S BACK!!!! :-D

[reality-hammer.livejournal.com]

Actually, this is what happens when you don't have a sense of humor. You post cartoons (cartoons!) and then wail and beat your head against a wall because it is your sacred cow being mocked.

Now I will explain it for you:

The top cartoon features hysteria about "global warming" juxtaposed with hysteria about it being "really cold".

The second one is just plain silly.

It's humor; get over it. (And yourself.)

[pentha.livejournal.com]

The irony, she is delicious.

Nice exaggerating to the absurd btw

[tiotditv.livejournal.com]

You think global warming is a croc? Come here to Australia, I'm so sick of the 40 degree days and 30 degree nights! Ever woken up in a bed soaked by your own sweat?

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

This decade long drought is beginning to get old... I can remember once upon a time when you had to duck to ski under some bridges over the Murray. Now there is no Murray...

I mean, it's always been pretty fucking hot, and we've had droughts like this before (1890s, 1930s), so it could all be a co-inkidink; but for me, it all comes down to if we're wrong, and do something, we lose some cash. If we're right and do nothing, we lose THE ENTIRE FREAKING PLANET.

No jobs on a dead planet people.