Cooking Mama, the Unauthorized PETA Edition: Mama Kills Animals

[rabid-chemist.livejournal.com]

No wonder PETA can't stand meat; they can't cook worth anything. Feathers in the gravy?!

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[spamwarrior.livejournal.com]

LOL that they have to exaggerate in order to make a point.

[tridus.livejournal.com]

It's hard to believe anybody but the media and a few crackpots takes PETA seriously these days.

[welcome-to-1984.livejournal.com]

hahaha ridiculous.

I love the music!

[ltmurdoch.livejournal.com]

That made me soooo hungry for a turkey, bacon, and hamburger sandwich with warm blood as gravy. I'm guessing that wasn't the intent of this little game.

You know, I've seen a few of those PETA videos where they show the cow getting its throat slit or the turkeys getting rounded up for the slaughter and it is a little disturbing. But then I turn on the National Geographic channel and watch a lion capture and kill an adolescent antelope, then I see a polar bear biting into a walrus trying to kill it, and I hear the blood curdling screams coming from these helpless animals and I think, "Hey, the way we do it isn't so bad."

So, pass the gravy!

[terminator44.livejournal.com]

At first I thought this was somebody making fun of PETA. Then I remembered nobody can make fun of them better than they make fun of themselves.

[epikaste.livejournal.com]

Dude, word.

[desidono.livejournal.com]

Amen to that.

[childinthegrave.livejournal.com]

So, uh, I totally got a kick out of the organ digging.

I was a vegetarian for a little while when I was 13/14 years old (I made the mistake of visiting PETA's website while young and impressionable). I realized within six months though, that it's a part of human instinct to eat meat (aka: it tastes good, so why bother). I don't agree with some of the fucked up shit we do to said animals, but I don't have the time to go hunt down my dinner and make sure it dies a quick, painless death. Fuck it.

[the-hamburglar.livejournal.com]

You don't fuck with miyamoto.

[epikaste.livejournal.com]

Oh god that comic is epic.

[fleaplus.livejournal.com]

I love how blood and feathers come out instead of egg whites/yolk when you crack the eggs on the bowl. What the hell sort of eggs are they using in their stuffing, balut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut)?

[hittokiri-korru.livejournal.com]

probably the ones they eat in 3rd world countries where the chicken is just short of being ready to hatch.

No way in hell would I eat a Tofu Turkey over a real one.

[library-chair.livejournal.com]

dude, they suck at making tofu turkey. you have to mix the seasonings in with the tofu, not baste it, that's stupid. besides, tofu is not that terribly tasty on its own like that. I only ever use it as filling for deep fried things.

I wonder who is coming up with this stuff?

I stopped supporting PETA after I found out they are all DUMB ASSES.

Also, a lot of their advertisements degrade and objectify women. How are you going to campaign for animal rights while treating women like pieces of meat?