Political Humor (Hopefully)

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

Since this is also supposedly a community for political humor in addition to toons, and with the recent snarking going on here lately, I thought I would take the opportunity to offer, to anyone in Pennsylvania, my preferred candidate for Senate. After carefully considering both Bob Casey Jr. and Rick Santorum, I've decided that neither of them are really fit for office:



Although his brain is mostly optic nerve, I think you'll find him as qualified as any candidate out there, so I urge everyone in Pennsylvania to vote "Cat for Senate". Why should you vote for Mr. Cat? Here are a few reasons.

• Unlike most politicians, Mr. Cat has never lied to anyone.
  
• His positions on important issues are concise and easy to understand. When asked what his position on abortion was, he responded "meow".
  
• Unlike most politicians, Mr. Cat has someone to clean up all the shit he produces.
  
• Amadeus E. Cat is more interested in shiny jingling objects than in giving speeches or political grandstanding.
  
• Mr Cat is against discrimination. He purrs if you pet him, even if you're gay or have had an abortion.
  

Bob Casey and Rick Santorum's accusations that Mr. Cat is in the pocket of Purina, Iams, and Chicken of the Sea are completely unfounded. Amadeus has a close relationship with the cat food industry, but his ties to them are in no way inappropriate.


Please support him in this November's Pennsylvania Senate Election. I know, I know, you're tired of sending fat cats to Washington. But he's working on losing weight. He's down two pounds since the start of summer!

Comments

[primarycolor.livejournal.com]

:)

[drivebyluna.livejournal.com]

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

Where are its ears?

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Listening to inner voices.

[drivebyluna.livejournal.com]

It's a scottish fold cat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Fold

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

His breed is Domestic Shorthair - Buff Tabby color. He denies that he is a furiner, or immigrated here illegally.

[epistolarysmack.livejournal.com]

What about Hairballgate? Isn't it true that Mr. Cat has clawed the upholstry multiple times? And can we really trust Mr. Cat's administration to deal with the mice and bird interests fairly?

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

His political advisers believe that vermin are siding with his opponents, and do not form part of his base.

[simplypekyulear.livejournal.com]

How do you respond to allegations that Mr. Cat has clawed drapes and chairs? And that he killed nice Ms. Jones' parakeet?

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

These allegations by bird lovers are politically motivated.

Mr Pussycat for president?

[planetmad.livejournal.com]

# like most politicians, Mr. Cat is only loyal to himself.
# His position is generally a sleep on the couch or hunting small rodents.
# Like most politicians, Mr. Cat craps in the neighbours garden.
# Amadeus E. Cat is more interested in shiny jingling cash or folded green bits of paper like normal politicians.
# Mr Cat is against discrimination. He'll scratch anyonewho doesn't give him what he wants.

So yes we have an ideal candidate, but he's nothing new really, he's just slightly furrier than Bush.

Re: Mr Pussycat for president?

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

He's launched an exploratory committee for 2008. It's not clear yet whether the campaign warchest will be there for him.

[datajana.livejournal.com]

What about all the fights that have occurred between him and Mr. Dog?

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

He avoids conflict with dogs. Having been the victim of declawing, Mr. Cat is firmly against claw control.

[datajana.livejournal.com]

LOL

we need a a she puss

[leonberger1.livejournal.com]

.LIBERAL AND PROUD OF IT,PLUS SHE HAS ALL HER CLAWS

[anightwlkr.livejournal.com]

Did Mr. Cat inhale the Katnip? or just roll around in it?

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

Rumors that he has a cat nip toy called "smelly buddy", and enjoys eating "the nip" are unfounded, viscous accusations by his opponents.

[hikarugenji.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but you have to deal with a major competitor:



However, there is a little matter of that recent scandal that may not win him much love from the voters, especially the more conservative and religious ones:

[library-chair.livejournal.com]

bearcat gay secks!

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

Is the other cat a page?

[metamadman.livejournal.com]

Holy shit those are some fat cats!

[hikarugenji.livejournal.com]

The one with the darker fur has a kidney problem that has made him gain a lot of weight...the other one is just fat.

[optimsprm.livejournal.com]

[metamadman.livejournal.com]

Mr. Cat has my vote. Well if I actually voted. I see no point in playing a rigged game.

[bluetooth16.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between Mr. Cat and Santorum! I need help deciding who is better.

[torrintion.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that we can't vote for Mr. Cat, as he is too young to run for office.

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

He's old enough in cat years

[torrintion.livejournal.com]

Sadly though, this is not a cats democracy. However, I believe one day we will finally have equal rights for cats, dogs, and all beings who share this great country.

[kmilligan.livejournal.com]

Maybe it should be :) The people aren't doing that great a job. It would be interesting if you could actually show that cats pushing yes/no levers to vote up or down bills had results not much different than the current Congress ;)

[torrintion.livejournal.com]

Someday my friend. Someday.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

They can lick their own asshole, so it may be difficult to lobby cats.