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[fieryphoenix.livejournal.com]

"Don't cry, kid. Tears come from a lack of faith. Your kitty's with Jesus now, and no one cuddles with kitties better than the Lord himself."

[blackdwarv.livejournal.com]

To be fair, the kid is really lucky that Ben Carson didn't use his SuperJesusPower to smite the tree. God hates trees. He strikes down far more trees then he does gay people.

[dexeron.livejournal.com]

God hates figs.

[fieryphoenix.livejournal.com]

A cookie is just a cookie, but Fig Newtons are abominations before God!

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[fieryphoenix.livejournal.com]

True, though he might not have anything in particular against trees. There might just be a lot of gay trees.