Mexifornia and Taliban ID cards

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of "funny identification cards" posted by tinosa a couple days ago HERE, I offer these for your ridicule, denouncement, asking of stupid questions like "How is this a cartoon?", and the eventual saying I'm a meanspirited guy for reinforcing stereotypes.

Comments

[stupiddumbpanda.livejournal.com]

That's pretty mean-spirited of you to reinforce stereotypes like that.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

If they would cease with the funny headgear, I would be less inclined to find them funny.

[skurkey.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[beretta.livejournal.com]

My co-worker who is 100% mexican showed me the top one, he thinks it's hilarious. He has what is called a sense of humor.

[elislider.livejournal.com]

the mexifornia one is really old. i have that image on my computer from a couple years ago

[didjagripweed.livejournal.com]

fuck stereotpyes and whatnot. that was about as funny as slamming my penis in a steel door.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that would actually be pretty funny. You could change your username to flatpecker.

[krazykarot.livejournal.com]

I don't know about meanspirited, but they are pretty ignorant.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault Mexican bandits wear bullet belts and sombreros, or that Talibanianese women dressed like ninjas.

[calysto.livejournal.com]

how racist can you get?

[clownshoes.livejournal.com]

shut up nigger

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Is that some sort of challenge? Or is that a rhetorical question based on my post, because you think it's racist to insinuate Mexicans wear sombreros?

I'm just a plain ol' white boy, but I have a big-ass sombrero in my basement. Does that make me a racist?

[calvin-coolidge.livejournal.com]

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Enough with the namecalling...You bleached hair dyke-looking cunt.

Besides, how is a picture of a Mexican wearing a sombrero racist? They wear sombreros. How is a picture of an alleged Muslim woman wearing a burka racist? They wear burkas.

Note to self: Tell yaqui I hate Mexicans.

[beretta.livejournal.com]

Is my friend who is mexican racist if he thinks it's funny?

[crazy-mittens.livejournal.com]

I don't get the New Jersey one since as far as i know in 03 you could still get non-photo licenses there. My man had one LOL.

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? What's the point in getting a non-photo ID? Granted the pictures are all awful looking and barely resemble you in real life, but at least people can kinda-sorta verify that the person buying beer or cashing a check is actually the person on the license.

[zapatista-funk.livejournal.com]

I hope your testicles rot,
that way you'll have absolutely nothing to think with,
and hopefully you'll realize that and then kill yourself.

Even when they're smoking....

[shadowfox24.livejournal.com]

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but brass doesn't rot. Although almost any commercial cleaning solution can give them a good shimmering in just the right light.

[ccnuggie.livejournal.com]

LOL I love seeing the Libs get riled up...GOOD JOB m'man!

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

heh...who would ever think that a Mexican wearing a sombrero could agitate people??

*adds you*

so....

[rickenharp.livejournal.com]

Is this what passes for "wit" on the right?

No wonder you guys actually thought Dennis Miller was funny.

Re: so....

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

I've always thought Dennis Miller was funny. Even when he espoused more liberal views. Good comedy is funny regardless of political persuasion. I would hardly agree with political comedy rants of Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle, but it's so outrageous that you gotta laugh. Sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself, which is why I watch The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart. He takes jabs at both sides. In the back of my mind, I know that some stuff is bogus, but he has a way of making it funny.

[sqlnerd.livejournal.com]

indifference kills

[johnraptor.livejournal.com]

*skims the comments*

Y'all need to lighten up. You take yourselves and this communiy WAY too seriously. And if you can't tell from Megiloth's description that these are jokes and he doesn't mean them to be taken seriously, then... well... you should.

(I just noticed the chick in the burqa is over 6 feet tall.)

[megiloth.livejournal.com]

And if you can't tell from Megiloth's description that these are jokes and he doesn't mean them to be taken seriously, then... well... you should

THANK YOU!! If people don't have a sense of humor aboot things, they'll hurt themself getting angry at me :)

I just noticed the chick in the burqa is over 6 feet tall

hmmm, I just noticed that now that you pointed it out. Maybe it's not a woman after all. Saayyy, is't Bin Ladin a tall sumbitch? Maybe it's him behind the drapery?