Self-Help on the Border

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Were you lying around this morning, wallowing in your own filth and despair, wishing that a movie would come along and yell at you about how the American government has failed to secure the borders and one man will have to save us all and Take Matters Into His Own Hands? Would you like everyone in the movie to complain about how the government makes them pay taxes but won’t enforce the law? How about a cast of flinty-eyed white guys who have seen too many Clint Eastwood films squinting and menacingly mumbling? Good news! Your dream movie is here.

-- Wonkette

Comments

[trog.livejournal.com]

Shooting is tremendously fun. I feel sorry for all the weenies who pee themselves when they see a gun. They are missing out.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

I don't piss myself when I see a gun, I do feel threatened when I saw a person with a gun though.

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think just about everyone enjoys playing bang-bang when
they are children, but when you get older you realize that you only
have so much time, and people prefer to spend their time on music,
literature, art, etc.

A tangentially related video:

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

It's true but in America, handguns are often the sign of an inept gun owner. Even cops prove to be absolutely lousy marksmen.