I don't think that's an actual hashtag.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

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[hardblue.livejournal.com]

“It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man’s anus," Robertson told GQ. "That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong. Sin becomes fine," he later added. “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

-- Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/18/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-gay_n_4465564.html)

Nothing like a righteous man.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

How often does he think about buttholes anyway?

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

It is a peculiar metaphysical focus.
I don't think it's what Jesus had in mind.

[telemann.livejournal.com]

What about women who love double-penetration scenes? You know, a dildo and her partner?

[kittymink.livejournal.com]

Homophobes always seem to be obsessed with buttsex for some reason. They're always talking about it. Now I know a lot of gay people and they don't actually talk about buttsex so much. IDGI.

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

I find my man's anus to be far more useful than any woman's vagina, thank you.

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

Oh my ...

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

Can't we just all agree during the holidays that all sex organs should feel loved and accepted?

[farchivist.livejournal.com]

“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong. Sin becomes fine," he later added. “Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

"Some people go to church just to signify
Trying to make a date with the neighbor's wife
Brother let me tell you just as sure as you're born
You better leave that woman alone

Go tell that lonesome liar
Go tell that midnight rider
Tell the gamblin', ramblin' backslider
Tell them God Almighty gonna cut 'em down

You might run on for a long time
Run on, ducking and dodging
Run on, children, for a long time
Let me tell you God Almighty gonna cut you down"

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

It needs some Elvis:

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

God is an extraordinary comedian!

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[kittymink.livejournal.com]

SICK BURN

[trog.livejournal.com]

The Hunter

The hunter crouches in his blind
'Neath camouflage of every kind
And conjures up a quacking noise
To lend allure to his decoys
This grown-up man, with pluck and luck
is hoping to outwit a duck

Ogden Nash

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

+1

[zadok-allen.livejournal.com]

The vast majority of duck calls are not mating calls; most of them are designed to indicate that it's safe to land or that there is food in the area.
Turkey calls are more often about sex.

Not that I'm agreeing with what Phil said; I just couldn't turn down an opportunity to correct God. And while I'm at it, "Fix your vague pronoun reference, God!"