[identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] politicartoons
Looking for dramatic excitement? Life become a humdrum routine lacking the thrilling esteem of firearm squabbles and local police visits? No one care enough to call 9/11 over YOUR relationship? Looking for a man who will stand his ground and shoot sapphire bullets of pure love through your chest cavity?

Suitors, you are in luck! The man of your dreams is again armed and free. And the most recent jealous ex has been safely court ordered to keep her distance - literally 450 meters.

Come and get some Lovers!

Date: 2013-12-12 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
Maybe we are finally suffering from Zimmerman fatigue.
I know after reading this I never want to hear from this clown again.

Date: 2013-12-13 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madscience.livejournal.com
Or he's just innocent.

Date: 2013-12-13 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madscience.livejournal.com
Not while vilifying him is so trendy.

Date: 2013-12-14 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catlin.livejournal.com
He could try being single for a while... Since obviously he can't pick a woman.

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