trog posted one earlier, and I was saving these for Halloween, but I'll post 'em now

[badlydrawnjeff.livejournal.com]

First the real...

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[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Ergo moustache wax is satanic?

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

It's definitely the tool of the devil. I bought some and it cost $16 for a small tube, got it home and realised it was exactly the same as hair wax that costs $10 for a tub. Bastards.