Date: 2013-08-05 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fieryphoenix.livejournal.com
Too much socialist water in the past has given him the gout.

Also I'm pretty sure the socialists fluorinate the water well past the point that any germs could live in it.

Just kick a piece off the fountain and use it to break open the vending machine. Violence 1, Capitalism 0.

Date: 2013-08-05 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dexeron.livejournal.com
WHERE IS CRYING LIBERTY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER, YOU FILTHY SOCIALISTS?!

Date: 2013-08-05 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] housedog.livejournal.com
It is her tears that power the fountain! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

Date: 2013-08-05 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Isn't most bottled water more or less identical to tap water?

Date: 2013-08-05 07:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] liliaeth
It probably depends on the country/state.
Here in Belgium there is pretty much little or no difference between tap water and most of the less expensive bottled waters. But there's a few countries in Europe, where not drinking from the tap is an advice best followed as much as possible.

I'm guessing the same is the case in the US, depending on where you live.

Date: 2013-08-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Thanks to liberals, America has safe water everywhere, it just tends to taste bad in some areas due to mineral content. Where I live, both the air and water quality are fantastic, so I'm lucky and able to drink tap water without concern.

The cost of even cheap brands of bottled water exceeds gasoline prices so it's a ridiculous scam.

Date: 2013-08-07 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
cough cough fracking cough cough

don't be too sure about that anymore....

Date: 2013-08-05 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badlydrawnjeff.livejournal.com
Depends on the brand. Some of it is filtered tap, others springs, others still use that reverse osmosis technique.

Date: 2013-08-09 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidsamfan.livejournal.com
Tap water tastes less like plastic.

Date: 2013-08-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torylltales.livejournal.com
Buy a Brita jug.

Common Sense : 1
Capitalism: 1
"Spring Water" Salespeople: 0

Date: 2013-08-05 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com
Not what I think of when I hear the term, "drinkers" ;)

Date: 2013-08-06 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Yes, I would rather see a cartoon about the lamentable state of American piss-water that's marketed as beer. I mean the big brewers don't even pretend to try to improve their product beyond coming up with weird beer bottle shapes. I don't need a blue indicator of how cool a can is - I think holding the can usually tells me that.

I miss German beer, even if Hefe Weisse did give me awful headaches.

Date: 2013-08-06 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com
Q: What does American beer and sex on a raft have in common?
A: they're both fucking close to water

In all fairness, I will give the craft beers made by the US labels a try, and occasionally will find a gem (Shock Top, Michelob Honey Lager). But by and large I will only drink anything made by Coors, Miller, or Anheuser-Busch if it's given to me...and then only after giving my host a look of deepest pity. Not sure when Americans decided that beer-flavored water was actually, you know, beer, but I both rue and lament that day.

Date: 2013-08-06 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rose-cat.livejournal.com
a blue indicator of how cool a can is

...this is a thing?

Date: 2013-08-06 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com
Sadly, it is. During the sociological experiment that is pro football, there are ads for coors light with strips that tell you how cold the beer was and I guess, is.

Someone else has a "vortex bottle", I don't know what it does, perhaps take you to a dimension where beer doesn't suck as much.

Date: 2013-08-06 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cursethedark.livejournal.com
That's MIller Lite, which sucks in all dimensions.

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