I saw this on Facebook and wasn't sure what it even meant

[joshthevegan.livejournal.com]

Is this good because it's all white kids? Or is it because they are all pledging allegiance? Or is it because it's both? I'm so confused.

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[hittokiri-korru.livejournal.com]

That's must be a young momma Obama hiding her disgraceful commie face behind THE FLAG while she holds her hand on the wrong side! Go Back ta Kenya you nazi! 'MURICA

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Like apple pie, I guess, only snow-fresh white can evoke the most perfectly true 'American',

[fieryphoenix.livejournal.com]

I don't remember an America with adjacent vowels.

[angry-scotsman.livejournal.com]

I shared because I wanted old style chalkboards back. No more of that fascist white-board oppression!

[kadaria.livejournal.com]

Hey kids, what does it mean to pledge your alliengence to a country and which God does it imply watches over America? Do you know what this actually means or is this just something the teacher makes you do every morning?

[farchivist.livejournal.com]

I stopped pledging allegiance in high school, once I figured out how anti-Catholic it was.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

BLACKBOARDS OVER WHITEBOARDS!!!

I spent a year last year working in probably the last blackboard classroom in the state, and there is definitely a certain something about it. For everyday use the whiteboard is vastly superior but there is just something pleasing about throwing dusters at kids and it leaving a mark.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

Ha! Posted mine before I read this ;) ^5

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

You send kids out in thunderstorms and you assault them with dusters or erasers... you really must have an iron-clad union. :D

[cinnamontoast.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy if they really wanted the original, pre-McCarthy era wording back.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

I have a knack for the hyperbole and a penchant for story telling ;)

[ice-hesitant.livejournal.com]

Clearly it's about Old Time Religion, meaning Animist worship of the Goddess of the Flag.