In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

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[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm sure Jesus would be proud.

[ice-hesitant.livejournal.com]

He who lives by the gun will die by the gun, unless the gun has been blessed with holy water, in which case he will live forevermore.

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

'I have come to light a fire on the Earth and how I wish it were already kindled.' The Gospel According to St. Luke 12:49.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

I am surprised Amazon has not used that in an advertising campaign.

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

Personally my favorite story in this vein is the one where God literally ambushes Moses in the Wilderness, meaning Moses has to get circumcised or God would kill him. Methinks if that happened to me I'd probably start looking for another religion. ;)