The "risks" of being poor in America (sarcasm warning)

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No, no, no. Rich people risk millions of dollars! Will any of your poor neighbors ever even have a million dollars to risk? No! That means they could all die and it wouldn't be as risky as one venture by a man of enterprise!

How are liberals so stupid!?

And a longer vacation

[dwer.livejournal.com]

maybe a repeat, but effing hilarious anyway.

[i.livejournal.com]

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