'Teenage Exorcists' Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons

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Fun things they teach you about demons!

• "Satan can't just go into anybody that he wants to. He has to have a legal right."


• You can catch demons from having sex prostitutes.


• You can catch demons from being sexually abused.


• Teen exorcists stay away from things like Harry Potter, witchcraft, violence, Twilight (mostly because the storyline is "not attractive at all"), really scary horror movies, and "sexual stuff."


• The teen exorcists were "crushed" by the death of Margaret Thatcher. She was an inspiration.

I'm terribly glad that these teens represent the scientific future of our nation.

Feminist Yog-Sothoth

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The whole article is actually pretty excellent.