Date: 2010-09-13 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueduck37.livejournal.com
Fun story... I was wearing this shirt (http://www.flickr.com/photos/26947975@N00/17152083) on the subway once. Some tourist-y lady stops me, and asks "Who's Voldemort?". I respond, "Oh, he's the evil wizard in the Harry Potter novels." She then stares at the shirt again, then back at me, and responds "I don't get it." I just shrug my shoulders, and go back to my magazine.

Date: 2010-09-13 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verytwistedmind.livejournal.com
Voldermort is not an American citizen.

Date: 2010-09-13 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Obama got around that, I think a wizard should be able to, too.

Date: 2010-09-13 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verytwistedmind.livejournal.com
Obama is more powerful than Voldermort. He'd never be thwarted by some nerdy kid with a scar and glasses.

Don't believe me? Look at Mitch McConnel.

Date: 2010-09-13 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Do I have to?

Date: 2010-09-13 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sammygoliath.livejournal.com
That's silly. Voldemort would never be second on the ticket.

Date: 2010-09-13 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] artkouros.livejournal.com
And Palen would never run with someone with a foreign sounding name.

Date: 2010-09-13 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sammygoliath.livejournal.com
Palin (P-a-l-i-n) ran with McCain, McCain is a foreign sounding name. It sounds distinctly Irish to me.

Date: 2010-09-13 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thies.livejournal.com
would you like some fries with your McCain?

Date: 2010-09-13 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sammygoliath.livejournal.com
lol they're called "Chips", actually, in that part of the world.

But greasy chips and a Guinness, I could really settle for that right now.

Date: 2010-09-13 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
ONION RINGS

AND A LARGE

ORANGE

DRINK

Date: 2010-09-13 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thies.livejournal.com
AND A LARGE

ORANGE

DRINK


welcome back Mr Boehner!

Date: 2010-09-14 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
Just order a large, Farva.
I don't want a large Farva. I just want a god-damned liter of cola.

I don't know what that is.

Date: 2010-09-13 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cain

Date: 2010-09-13 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sammygoliath.livejournal.com
hrm, McCain, son of Cain, son of evil...

Assuming the biblical paradigm, everybody is decended from Adam. Adam only two sons, so everybody is descended from either Cain, or Able.

You might think this means that it is 50/50, but you would be wrong because of the intermarriage. Assuming equal distribution of marriages, and equal number of children, we get a model like this.

Generation 0: Adam (and Eve) begotten of the soil.

Generation 1: Cain, Able.

Generation 2: McCain, McAble

Generation 3: (x2) McmcCain, McMcAble, McCainmmcAble McAblemcCain
Generation 4: (x4) McmcCainmcmcCain, McmcCainmcmcAble, mcmcCainmcCainmcAble, mcmcablemcCainmcAble, mcCainmcAblemcCainmcAble, mcmcAblemcmcAble...

In general, Generation n will contain only 1/2^n members consisting of pure Able heritage, and they will probably be horribly inbred.

Date: 2010-09-13 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-pill.livejournal.com
I SHOULD HAVE REFRESHED BEFOR POSTING

now i just look like a tit XD

Date: 2010-09-13 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoboclown.livejournal.com
He's clever, though. Right now he's setting up a Beast Rabban/Feyd Rautha kind of situation. Put the monster in charge first, and then when something "happens" to them, take over and seem like a beloved hero in comparison!

(oops sorry, wrong geek book)

Date: 2010-09-14 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie-miller.livejournal.com
Beast Rabban/Feyd Rautha

WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A VLADIMIR HARKONEN FOR PRESIDENT SHIRT

Date: 2010-09-13 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-pill.livejournal.com
shouldnt voldamort top the ticket?

Date: 2010-09-13 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sable-twilight.livejournal.com
I refuse to chose a lesser evil. My vote is Cthulhu for president.

Date: 2010-09-13 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verytwistedmind.livejournal.com
It's running mate would be?

Date: 2010-09-13 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sable-twilight.livejournal.com
Hastur!
Hastur!
Has.... >ulgk

Date: 2010-09-14 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enders-shadow.livejournal.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-cmNdiFuI

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