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[tori-dobbs.livejournal.com]

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[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

lol WUT?

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Pirates are awesome.

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

Barack Obama. Soft on Pirates. :)

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

bArrrack Obama - secret muslim PIRATE.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Byarrrrack O'barrrrrma.

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

This is really crying out for iconing. Perhaps when I get home.

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

a-ha!

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3002/pirates.gif

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

As anyone looked into where he stands on Ninjas?...

[mikepictor.livejournal.com]

You don't stand on ninjas.

Ninjas stand on YOU (briefly before they spring back into the night)

[terminator44.livejournal.com]

Only FDR and Harry Truman have any readings on that graph.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

What's Obama's stance on the Zombie Apocalypse?

[terminator44.livejournal.com]

Or the robot revolt, for that matter?

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

This is so bizarre I laughed. I don't know whether it's situational, or something about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[jimb.livejournal.com]

Why no middle initial for the other presidents listed on the graph?

[johnny9fingers.livejournal.com]

Interesting point. The notion of apartness emphasised through seemingly innocuous linguistic structure. We are never to be allowed to forget that his middle name is Hussein. It's back to chapter six, I fear.

[jimb.livejournal.com]

There is nothing like putting random presidents together on a graph with something. What's next, a graph for Railroads Built with a bunch for Abraham (middle name never existed) Lincoln vs. Barack H. Obama? Hamburgers eaten? Cool beards and/or powdered wigs worn?

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

It's a parody of another graph (http://community.livejournal.com/useless_facts/1994107.html).

[capthek.livejournal.com]

Because they don't sound all foreign and scary you silly.

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

I won't be scared until the middle name is "Wayne"

[dwer.livejournal.com]

Barack Wayne Obama scares you?

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Aah!

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Note that news organizations always use middle names for serial killers and mass murderers, and never for heroes or other people they like.

[i.livejournal.com]

they didn't have arabic middle names.

[roseofjuly.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE OBAMA HAS A SCARY ARABIC MUSLIN MIDDLE NAME

[chessdev.livejournal.com]

Sad. Just sad....

for whoever actually bothered to make that graph

[mikepictor.livejournal.com]

Oh come on...I chuckled.

[laviemoderne.livejournal.com]

It's about damn time that you FINALLY posted one that's funny!!!

[mylaptopisevil.livejournal.com]

It's funny because pirates have been killed.

[tori-dobbs.livejournal.com]

I know. 4 or five. That's why there is a little line for BO.

[mylaptopisevil.livejournal.com]

If only there were more pirates.

[hoboclown.livejournal.com]

Not surprising, Obama just doesn't want to further global warming.



The facts speak for themselves.

[mikepictor.livejournal.com]

damn...you just beat me to it

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Alright, who's been on fark in the last 2 years?

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Um.

We're supposed to kill people?

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

no - we're supposed to kill pirates. Everyone knows that they're Somali, anyways, and Somalians don't count, or something.

Guh.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Wul yuh, they're not just brown people, they're really dark brown people.

::shakes head sadly::

[i.livejournal.com]

really dark brown people who live and fish where europe dumps its toxic waste.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Yup. Do whatever we want to them and if they object, fuckin' shoot 'em.

Greeeeeeeeeat attitude there Tori.

[donolectic.livejournal.com]

S/he wants all the dark brown people killed so all the awesome pure bloods can move into their country and start Libertopia!

S/he's not racist of course.

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Wait, I don't want to kill AnCap libertarians! Just take 'em behind the woodshed.

[udoswald.livejournal.com]

You're comparing apples to oranges buddy. They were entirely different circumstances. I notice there's no graph for Dubya, I wonder how many pirates he killed. That would be the only measure that would matter in the end.

[tori-dobbs.livejournal.com]

(http://s982.photobucket.com/albums/ae306/pimpbot_9000/?action=view&current=bushcard-1.jpg)

[udoswald.livejournal.com]

Fact: Bush was the last President before Obama.
Fact: Bush was President when the piracy thing started getting serious.
Fact: Comparing the Somali pirate situation to the Barbary War is like comparing The French and Indian War to the current Iraq War. Tactics are completely different, military strategy is different, equipment is different.

Because of all these facts, I think you know where you can stick your Bush card racist.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

srs thing is srs

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

Personally? The same number as every other presidnet in the 20th century: Zero.

[wight1984.livejournal.com]

I do actually like this one :oP

[madscience.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is... Thomas Jefferson is to blame for global warming?