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[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

If you watched Sarah Palin’s resignation speech, you know one thing: her high-priced speechwriters moved back to the Beltway long ago. Just how poorly constructed was the governor’s holiday-weekend address? We asked V.F.’s red-pencil-wielding executive literary editor, , together with representatives from the and departments, to whip it into publishable shape. Here is the colorful result:

Comments

[growing-wise.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is awesome.

[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

Wintastic!

[7eventeen.livejournal.com]

Man, this is brilliant.

[nerglish.livejournal.com]

Sending this to all my English faculty.

[jamie-miller.livejournal.com]

Hilarious.

[spoon-o-doom.livejournal.com]

We give Sarah an A in Mediocrity!