"Decades from now traditionalists should explain to generations yet unborn: That is why we resisted"

[blueduck37.livejournal.com]

On behalf of myself and my (hypothetical) future husband, I apologize for destroying America.

[*Explanation for quote in subject title... here.]

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[yes-justice.livejournal.com]

WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

[red-pill.livejournal.com]

where can i sign up for this war on christmas, and when dose the area bombing campain start?

[city-of-dis.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Christmas has WMDs. Trufax.

[namey.livejournal.com]

Zombies, actually... well, at least one.

[tubaboy81.livejournal.com]

Well, it's got a budget that puts the Pentagon to shame.

[faylnncortez.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH

[torasama.livejournal.com]

What's the Internet equivalent of a standing ovation?