Date: 2009-02-02 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
Also WAHH WAHH I CAN'T GO TO VIETNAM I HAVE AAAAAAASSSTTHMAAAAA WAHH

Date: 2009-02-03 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jblaque.livejournal.com
It wasn't asthma. It was a cyst on his ass.

http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.asp

Date: 2009-02-03 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com
Actually asthma is a reason for not being allowed to serve. When I was in bootcamp, we had a recruit discharged for that reason. Sure, we can clog up our lungs with cigarette smoke and kill our guts with coffee and alcohol, but when you can't breathe that's not a good thing to have when you're in combat.

I was even hospitalized during Desert Storm because my breathing was severely inhibited. Some sort of nasty bronchial asthmatic gurgly infection. Lots of bed rest, lots of meds, and lots of VHS movies in the back room of the tent :)

Date: 2009-02-03 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jblaque.livejournal.com
"Actually asthma is a reason for not being allowed to serve."

But, but...

http://www.snopes.com/military/limbaugh.asp

Date: 2009-02-03 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
Oh totally, I know - the reason my parents met is 'cuz my Dad's family had to move to Florida or his asthma might've killed him. At least, based on the way the doctors thought back in the late 50s. Asthma *kills* people, it's awful and I'm glad there are ways to stop that from happening. I'm just saying this particular... um... wiener... got out of the draft partly from "asthma" and he's shown in most pictures with a gigantic CIGAR and a giant ring of fat arrogant SMOKE around his head. PLEASE!!!

Date: 2009-02-03 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivianc1968.livejournal.com
Yeah. We know.

Image

Date: 2009-02-03 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ericcoleman.livejournal.com
Typical response

WAAAAAAA ... LOOK ... HIM TOO !!! WAAAAAAA ...

I would say that even you can do better than this ... but ...

Date: 2009-02-03 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jblaque.livejournal.com
Poor Vivian. Nowhere to go but down.

Date: 2009-02-03 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ericcoleman.livejournal.com
Guess it's time to grab those ankles ...

Date: 2009-02-03 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jblaque.livejournal.com
LOL. Indeed.

Date: 2009-02-03 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com
That's the same thing Bill kept telling Monica.

Date: 2009-02-03 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jblaque.livejournal.com
Yeah, but at least Monica was a tad bit more attractive than Vivian. :D

Date: 2009-02-03 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
Only very slightly.

Date: 2009-02-03 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com
Yeah, Yeah, no Obama smoking jokes. That's racist. But I say the more the merrier!!

Image

Date: 2009-02-03 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ericcoleman.livejournal.com
Are we typing too fast for you again?

Date: 2009-02-03 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
Of all the crap you can dredge up to call Obama, is "asshole" really one of them?

Date: 2009-02-03 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com
There are other words.

Date: 2009-02-03 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jblaque.livejournal.com
Yes, there are.

You know, like "Mister President." :)

Date: 2009-02-03 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
Or THA MATHA FACKIN' PRES DINT UH THE UNITED STATES AH LUUUUUUUUVVVV

er, unless that's racist

Date: 2009-02-03 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
Yes, Obama and Limbaugh are the same person because they both smoke.

Date: 2009-02-03 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivianc1968.livejournal.com
And illegal drug use. Don't forget that common thread.

And the fact that both talk a lot but never actually do anything.

Date: 2009-02-03 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
1) Let he who has never sparked a doobie cast the first aspersion

2) Hey, are there pink bunny rabbits in that reality you live in?

Date: 2009-02-09 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desidono.livejournal.com
When's the last time Limbaugh signed an executive order or signed a bill into law?

At least Obama grew out of the drug use of his youth, as opposed to Mr. Limbaugh.

Date: 2009-02-03 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystalstarr.livejournal.com
hahahahaha!

Date: 2009-02-03 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertro.livejournal.com
Is that Limbaugh? That must be from a couple decades and a hundred pounds ago.

Date: 2009-02-03 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com
Love him or hate him, he's got the best ties and taste in fine cigars.

Date: 2009-02-03 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
He probably hates ties and he probably hates cigars, but he's always photographed with both because he is a pretentious arrogant knownothing prick.

Date: 2009-02-09 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desidono.livejournal.com
Fanboy much?

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