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So you say Bitcoin just isn’t secure enough for your crypto-currency needs? PotCoin won't buy you tickets to that horrorcore rap concert you've been yearning to attend? And Dogecoin is, um, just too doge-y?

Fret no longer, would-be anonymous libertarian digital shopper with a tongue-in-cheek hatchet fetish. Because there can never be enough crypto-currencies out there to satisfy every fleeting retail impulse, now there is… JuggaloCoin.

That’s right, folks, JuggaloCoin is the first currency specifically tailored to meet the growing needs of Insane Clown Posse fans. Soon you'll be able to purchase countless tubs of Moon Mist Faygo and crates of Hatchet Gear merch, secure in the knowledge that your money will go to a vendor who’s down with the clown.

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I hope they're virtual coins, otherwise your pockets will be stained with greasepaint and Cheeto dust.

You buy first, okay?

Watching that YouTube video, they seem kind of sweet,
a cheery circle of society's losers, but why do they give
off a racist, skin-heady vibe?

No clue at all.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=juggalo

Magnets. How do they work?

Aww, this doesn't seem so terrible,
kind of rap for Sesame Street,
save for a few curse words:

And it gives children a proper scientific breakdown of the four elements.

It just looks like another sad case of white people
trying to be cool.

Who could have known that when we look back at white rappers, Vanilla Ice would come out looking respectable?

ICP is responsible for the brilliant song lyric:

She's funny
She's shinning
She's happy
I fucking hate her to death
She's caring
She's fun
She's smiling
I fucking hate her to death

I want you off this planet
I fucking hate her to death
You don't want me and I just can't stand it
I fucking hate her to death

*slow clap*

whew, its hard to handle this much artistry in one song.

THRILLA KILLA KLOWNZ VIDEO (http://vimeo.com/20002765) from Michael O'Brien (http://vimeo.com/user6007602) on Vimeo (https://vimeo.com).

Haterz gonna hate. ;)

I have to say i like the "Insane Coin Posse" tag/pun

The Juggalo subculture is bizarrely fascinating to me. The music is plainly awful, the "fashion" is abominable, and yet the camaraderie is commendable. I hope they do create their own "Juggalo Island". It would be good for them, and keep them far away from all of us.

Libertarian Island needs to be built first - funny how the Free Market hasn't done this already...

Juggalo island is more likely to happen

I think you mean Neo-Feudal Land! (http://www.sealandgov.org/title-pack)

I chose... Rapture!

I'm the opposite; the fandom is boring to me, but I like the music.

Yes, I totally agree.

The inevitable Gathering picture posts make my Internet day every year.

If I have to see this, you have to see this.

God committed suicide. It's easier than killing everybody
and starting over again and being disappointed yet again.

Unconditional love = disappointment ain't no thang

And anyway, isn't that one of those omnipotence paradox thingies?

I'm afraid that juggalo furries may have broken
the back of God's unconditional love.

Accept it: we are now alone in the universe
and deserve to be.

I'll agree with half of that statement, misanthrope that I am.

geeziz... did you have to??

omg

Moon Mist? Moon Mist?! Blasphemy!

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