1) Winnow with a fork – got it 2) Wear not mixed fabrics – so you should not not wear mixed fabrics? Mixed fabrics or death? 3) Thou shalt not open the wrong end of a banana – so you should not not open the wrong end of a banana? So you should open the wrong end of the banana? But does being told to open the wrong end of a banana make it the right end to open, at which point you should open the other end until that is the right one to open? Is this an infinite loop of banana openings being wrong to open the moment they stop being the wrong-right ones to open?
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Date: 2013-10-21 10:24 pm (UTC)Based on the sentence structure, thou shalt not:
1) Winnow with a fork – got it
2) Wear not mixed fabrics – so you should not not wear mixed fabrics? Mixed fabrics or death?
3) Thou shalt not open the wrong end of a banana – so you should not not open the wrong end of a banana? So you should open the wrong end of the banana? But does being told to open the wrong end of a banana make it the right end to open, at which point you should open the other end until that is the right one to open? Is this an infinite loop of banana openings being wrong to open the moment they stop being the wrong-right ones to open?
No wonder they all exploded.