[identity profile] ostrie54brevna.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it was a bad idea to change communism for my country. Now that creationist capitalist pigs are blessing the weapons designed and made by the workers to kill other working people

[identity profile] underlankers.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Suffer not the Xeno to live! Long live the God-Emperor of Mankind! May the vile infidel spawn of Chaos Perish! ;)

[identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, I'm sure Jesus would be proud.

[identity profile] not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The First Persons of America could have told them they're wasting their time.

[identity profile] american-geist.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
when you feel you need to bless your guns, maybe it's time to get better guns.

[identity profile] op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. YOU HAVE BEEN RAISED UP FROM BRUTALITY, TO KILL THE BRUTALS WHO MULTIPLY, AND ARE LEGION. TO THIS END, ZARDOZ YOUR GOD GAVE YOU THE GIFT OF THE GUN. THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL. THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS, AND MAKES NEW LIFE TO POISON THE EARTH WITH A PLAGUE OF MEN, AS IT ONCE WAS. BUT THE GUN SHOOTS DEATH AND PURIFIES THE EARTH OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS. GO FORTH AND KILL! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

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[identity profile] telemann.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Where's Sophia Sadek when you need a good Roman reference.

[identity profile] trog.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this from a Kids in the Hall skit or something, because if this is real I'm going to retreat further into the countryside away from humanity.

[identity profile] squidb0i.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Because nothing makes an AK operate better than holy water.

[identity profile] greatbearmd.livejournal.com 2013-02-01 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Guns and god, just like Obama said.

[identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com 2013-02-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least those guns don't have to worry about original sin now.

[identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com 2013-02-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why did I think of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch the moment I saw this?

[identity profile] foolsguinea.livejournal.com 2013-02-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I miss godless communism.