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Ok, OK, I get it, but can there be less of these cartoons.

leaked "Israel Porject's 2009 Global Language Dictionary"
http://www.newsweek.com/id/206021

Never talk about “giving” the Palestinians something. It reminds people that you’re in the stronger position.

Avoid head-on attacks on your opponents. Use a soft tone. Show regret that the Palestinians have been led so poorly.

Draw direct parallels between Israel and America. Imagine if more than 250 times terrorists had crossed into our land and killed our children while they were riding bikes or eating pizza. What would America do?

Don't talk about religion. Americans who see the Bible as their sourcebook on foreign affairs are already Israel's "Amen Choir." However, some of those who are most likely to believe that Israel is a religious state are the most hostile toward Israel. Even the mention of the word "Jew" is going to elicit a negative reaction.

While Jews make up a bigger percentage of the campus population, the Palestinian students are better informed, more knowledgeable and most important, better able to communicate their beliefs. Worse yet, the pro Israeli tone is often loud and emotional, while the Palestinian reaction is come and rational. If you are faced with an overly aggressive foe, use a rhetorical approach.

"Economic diplomacy" is a more embracing and popular term than "sanctions." It has appeal across the political spectrum: the tough economic approach appeals to Republicans, and the diplomacy component satisfies the Democrats.

Advocate a policy of "prevention." Stay away from anything "preemption"-oriented. That brings up too many bad associations with recent American foreign policy.

Does the conservative fashion statement look remarkably similar?

We get it, you hate Palestinians. Can you stop posting these now?

Tell me, what color is the sky in your fantasy world?

OK, I have been a member of this community for barely a week, if that, and even I want you to quit it.

Plus, way to assume that all liberals are pro-Hamas, stupid cartoonist. I am very much a Zionist myself, though quite open to criticizing Israel's actions when they merit criticism.

Here's a question sure to be on next year's SATs:

Lather:Vick as Merig:??

Spoiler alert... the answer is Palestinians! You're welcome, everyone!

Generally, anything wrong in the world is likely to be blamed on Jews, women, whites or Americans by somebody.

Sorry, I have no fucking sympathy for the Israeli "Defense" Force. They have an air force and their enemies have nothing whatsoever that can shoot down a plane. Fuck Israel.