[identity profile] 404.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, OK, I get it, but can there be less of these cartoons.

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
leaked "Israel Porject's 2009 Global Language Dictionary"
http://www.newsweek.com/id/206021

Never talk about “giving” the Palestinians something. It reminds people that you’re in the stronger position.

Avoid head-on attacks on your opponents. Use a soft tone. Show regret that the Palestinians have been led so poorly.

Draw direct parallels between Israel and America. Imagine if more than 250 times terrorists had crossed into our land and killed our children while they were riding bikes or eating pizza. What would America do?

Don't talk about religion. Americans who see the Bible as their sourcebook on foreign affairs are already Israel's "Amen Choir." However, some of those who are most likely to believe that Israel is a religious state are the most hostile toward Israel. Even the mention of the word "Jew" is going to elicit a negative reaction.

While Jews make up a bigger percentage of the campus population, the Palestinian students are better informed, more knowledgeable and most important, better able to communicate their beliefs. Worse yet, the pro Israeli tone is often loud and emotional, while the Palestinian reaction is come and rational. If you are faced with an overly aggressive foe, use a rhetorical approach.

"Economic diplomacy" is a more embracing and popular term than "sanctions." It has appeal across the political spectrum: the tough economic approach appeals to Republicans, and the diplomacy component satisfies the Democrats.

Advocate a policy of "prevention." Stay away from anything "preemption"-oriented. That brings up too many bad associations with recent American foreign policy.

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/8303274/The-Israel-Projects-2009-Global-Language-Dictionary

because newsweek link is hosed

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
you already do, you're a veritable playbook of israeli propaganda

[identity profile] new-wave-witch.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Does the conservative fashion statement look remarkably similar?

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
got recession? blame the blacks!

got terrorism? blame the arabs!

got outvoted? blame ACORN!

got random acts of violence? blame atheism!

got homeless? blame the poor!

although really for anything that isn't related to terrorism or losing an election, you just say "got hurt? blame the victim!"; remember, it's never the fault of conservative america

[identity profile] redheadrat.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the conservative, as imagined by the liberal has the quotes from bible and phrases that allude to the cheek slapping.

On the other hand some of the conservative gear has the age old pre-judeochristian connotation of an eye for an eye.

So just pick your own and dress up your conservative Ken driving a '72 Mustang right next to fab Barbie in a Prius.

[identity profile] redheadrat.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
stop whining

[identity profile] udoswald.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
We get it, you hate Palestinians. Can you stop posting these now?

Tell me, what color is the sky in your fantasy world?

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
maybe israel should stop whining about their right to exist and take ~personal responsibility~

[identity profile] udoswald.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
No silly, the sky is blue in the real world. You'd know that if you lived here.

[identity profile] redheadrat.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Last time this happened, dozens of T-62 tanks were left burning in the desert.

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
if israel truly deserves to exist they should stop accepting international welfare and let the invisible hand of the free market decide

[identity profile] redheadrat.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You mean loans?

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
then they would need a little pdf that is a bulleted list of things to bitch about effectively

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
loans are for crackbabies driving welfare escalades and listening to the rap music

[identity profile] udoswald.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
The sky is always blue, you just can't always see it because of things in the way. You'd know that if you lived in the real world.

[identity profile] redheadrat.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
So what does Israel get? Have not seen many Escalades there.

[identity profile] udoswald.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Those angry gray and black things out in the sky right now are called clouds. They are not the sky. Did they not teach you that in school?

[identity profile] mcpreacher.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
enough weapons and international aid to, hypothetically, live comfortably while vaporizing neighborhoods full of undesirables

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