politicartoons | (no subject)

grey last time i checked - it's raining.

still pink with flying elephants in yours?

No silly, the sky is blue in the real world. You'd know that if you lived here.

I don't want to disappoint you but in the real world the skies are changing they are not always blue... get out of your fantasy - open the window and look outside.

The sky is always blue, you just can't always see it because of things in the way. You'd know that if you lived in the real world.

stop staring at the ground, raise your head and look up at least once.

I shouldn't have to be the first person to teach you these things. I'm embarrassed for you.

Is the ground blue in your world?

damn... those astronomy professors lied to me!!!!

You should have gone to a better school.

One where new seasons would be explained in astronomical terms of party direction demanding change and hope for better weather?

Those angry gray and black things out in the sky right now are called clouds. They are not the sky. Did they not teach you that in school?

ever tried to look at the sunset?

That's light bouncing off of the atmosphere, still not the sky. This is just sad, you are an adult, you should know these things.

naturally this means that merig will be spending the next month educating us on global warming

in soviet russia, carbon monoxide dies because of you!

we must make preventative bombing runs on the ozone before it lets the harmful UV rays through!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Did you bring your talking points on that?

if by talking points you mean the giant array of shitty cartoons with which i inform my opinions...

naah i know you've got those by gigabytes. i mean after all Gore invented the internet.

Edited 2009-11-01 03:50 (UTC)

Sometimes it is Saturn

SOMETIMES THE GROUND IS THE EARTH HURRRR MAKE UP YER MIND LIBERAL SCIENCE ANTICHRISTS

Oh my God, please tell me you're not actually arguing about the color of the sky.

It seems that way...

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