[identity profile] fieryphoenix.livejournal.com 2013-08-05 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Too much socialist water in the past has given him the gout.

Also I'm pretty sure the socialists fluorinate the water well past the point that any germs could live in it.

Just kick a piece off the fountain and use it to break open the vending machine. Violence 1, Capitalism 0.

[identity profile] dexeron.livejournal.com 2013-08-05 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
WHERE IS CRYING LIBERTY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER, YOU FILTHY SOCIALISTS?!

[identity profile] fizzyland.livejournal.com 2013-08-05 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't most bottled water more or less identical to tap water?

[identity profile] torylltales.livejournal.com 2013-08-05 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Buy a Brita jug.

Common Sense : 1
Capitalism: 1
"Spring Water" Salespeople: 0

[identity profile] brother-dour.livejournal.com 2013-08-05 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Not what I think of when I hear the term, "drinkers" ;)