I figurtively want to kill people who misuse 'literally'

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Michele Bachmann Claims Obamacare Will ‘Literally’ Kill Women, Is Literally an Idiot

"Let's repeal this failure before it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens," Bachmann said on the House floor. "Let's not do that. Let's love people. Let's care about people. Let's repeal it now while we can." She also accused Obama of wanting the government to take over health care. "What he demanded and insisted upon is that the government have 100 percent control over health care," Bachmann said.

I'm scared that somehow Bachmann and Palin will combine to form a Voltron of unstoppably inaccurate and lying statements.

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[telemann.livejournal.com]

How many votes she win reelection by last Fall?

:-/ Even Bill O'Really is telling Bachmann to chill out.

[trog.livejournal.com]

LOL you watch O'Reilly?

[spamwarrior.livejournal.com]

She thinks the President can literally demand and insist upon things and get them?

[op-tech-glitch.livejournal.com]

She assumes she will "when" she finally becomes president, so probably yes.

[malasadas.livejournal.com]

I'm scared that somehow Bachmann and Palin will combine to form a Voltron of unstoppably inaccurate and lying statements

I will mail a box of chocolate covered macadamia nuts to the first person who can animate that gif.

[torylltales.livejournal.com]

I'm scared that somehow Bachmann and Palin will combine to form a Voltron of unstoppably inaccurate and lying statements

Worse...

By your powers combined, I am Captain Conspiracy!



Honestly, this is the number 1 Google Image result for "captain conspiracy". Although I doubt that Palichmann (Bachlin?) would somehow become an overweight black guy on merging.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

WE ARE REVOLTRON!

[radioclashed.livejournal.com]

Newsflash: Health insurance denials kill women, children and seniors every day, where is your fake outrage, Michelle?

[brother-dour.livejournal.com]

Horrible. I bet she says she could care less, too...

[bikinisquad3000.livejournal.com]

In fairness that's an accepted way to say it. (So is "have your cake and eat it too," and that one drives me up the wall, let me tell you.)

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

Like "I should be so lucky" really doesn't make sense if taken literally.

[brother-dour.livejournal.com]

See, to me "I could care less" implies that some level of care and concern, albeit small, is present. However, what people mean when they say that is really, "I couldn't care less"- they're already giving zero f&%ks about the issue as it is, so it is impossible to give fewer. They are incapable of caring less, so why do they use the word 'could' which implies otherwise?

Silly semantics issue I know, but that phrase annoys me.

[bikinisquad3000.livejournal.com]

Heh, me too. Originally it was sarcasm, is how it worked, and now it's been repeated so many times nobody says it the right way, but it still has the sarcastic meaning. Idioms are strange things.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

She used "literally" correctly. She and many others believe the healthcare plan will kill people.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Who are these other people and how did they reach adulthood with no critical thinking skills?

Even Sarah Palin finally shut up about Death Panels.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

Who needs critical thinking skills when you have right wing talk radio?

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

How is that going to work? The spirit of obamacare wielding a giant flaming sword?

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Would pay to see that.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

SOCALISM! THE MOST MURDROUS FORM OF GUMMINT EVAR!!!1!

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

You could do a lot of violence with a hammer and sickle.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

Hammers and sickles are so lame. For a REAL body count, you need a Peacekeeper missile.

[cinnamontoast.livejournal.com]

It's all correct (http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2005/11/the_word_we_love_to_hate.html):

By the late 17th century, though, literally was being used as an intensifier for true statements. The Oxford English Dictionary cites Dryden and Pope for this sense; Jane Austen, in Sanditon, wrote of a stormy night that, "We had been literally rocked in our bed." In these examples, literally is used for the sake of emphasis alone. *

Eventually, though, literally began to be used to intensify statements that were themselves figurative or metaphorical. The earliest examples I know of are from the late 18th century, and though there are examples throughout the 19th century—often in prominent works; to my earlier examples could be added choice quotations from James Fenimore Cooper, Thackeray, Dickens, and Thoreau, among many others—no one seems to have objected to the usage until the early 20th century.

People need to climb down from their sky high horses about the word literally.

[weswilson]

That is literally the most extensive excuse for misuse of that word that I have ever read.

[cinnamontoast.livejournal.com]

Except it isn't an excuse. It's been used as an intensifier for literally hundreds of years. I'm tired of people getting bent out of shape over it. It's teeeedious.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Except that fricking morons are overusing it until I literally want to feed them into a woodchipper:
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[cinnamontoast.livejournal.com]

She needs to be put in a room with Palin. They can "ya know" and "literally" each other to death.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

How will the ACA literally kill people?

[torylltales.livejournal.com]

Lethal injections for incurable diseases, and for old people? That seems to be what people are talking about. OOPS, looks like you have advances stomach cancer. Have some poison for a merciful painless death, you welfare-dependant parasite!

Sadly, I tend to think that having the option of a painless death is a good thing. If I developed an incurable degenerative disease that would cause unimaginable pain and suffering and destroy my quality of life entirely until I eventually succumb, I'd want to end it on my terms. In a way, it's a kind of protest. Suck it, cancer! Can't kill me if I kill myself first!

The thing most conspiracists seems to be protesting ius the idea of *enforced* lethal injections, regardless oif pantient wishes or prognosis.

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Given that there are Hurricane Sandy conspiracies, I can see that a general theme of poor critical thinking has a certain mass of acceptability in society. However, when it comes to the ACA, private insurers remain at the core of our system so I don't see the reasoning that they will kill/allow to die any greater numbers than they are now.

Denying health care is likely to kill directly, this legislation, not so much.

[the-rukh.livejournal.com]

That's still not literally killing people, that's allowing a doctor to literally kill a person.

[cinnamontoast.livejournal.com]

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