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HA! I was just going to ask that.

Well, in that case they've probably been monitoring my stuff for a while now because I'm interested in that place/era movements (the guys on the Terrorist list) in terms of historical interests. Pfeh. If they're wasting their time with that, then they're wasting they're time with it. Can't prove it and ain't ever gonna worry.

Then again if they're reading my LJ and DW, they're probably the people who've read the most of my Omniverse Tales of anyone. I hope they get some entertainment out of them. ;) A captive audience for embryonic science fiction shared universes is best audience. XP

Can we get this as a text file? I'd like to meet new people

LOL.

lol awesome

Yay, someone is reading us!

I'm sure this is really only a partial list.

Maybe only a primary keyword list as there's about a hundred slang synonyms for each word.

Bwhahahha! They are spending their days reading PoliticCartoons, ONTD_P and the Huffington Post. And the weather channel. And science oriented blogs.

All true:
Do you know I was once caught in a flash FLOOD in a canyon in Utah. And there was a huge MUDSLIDE.
I had a boyfriend, who hated TROJAN brand condoms.
One of my co-workers went to India this week and got FOOD POISONED at the AIRPORT, in Chicago.
I went shopping over the weekend and got a great deal on toilet paper at TARGET!
I lived in Buffalo the year they broke the long-standing SNOW fall record for December, including BLIZZARD conditions.
I'm really concerned about BODY SCANNERS at the AIRPORT because cancer runs in my family.
One of my favorite movies is PIRATES of the Caribbean.
I eat foods with lots of anti-oxidants, because I don't want to get too many free RADICALS.
One of my friends just had BUST reduction surgery, for the second time.

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Don't be surprised if you now find yourself on the 'no fly' list.

If that's all it took, I'd have been on the list years ago.

Oh yeah, and I forgot. I don't eat PORK. Yeah I'm Jewish, so I'm not a big supporter of the PLO. But since most members are Muslims, they don't eat PORK either.

When you become an unperson and we see a strike through your username, we will be sure to mourn your martyrdom. :'(

This list makes me want to compose a long, factual entry containing ten words or phrases from each section, to post in various places.

I feel like everyone should pick a band name from the categories above.

I'm going with The El Paso Human to Animal Mudslide.

That sounds quite disgusting.

My prog-rock band would be called The Trojan Explosion Pandemic. If you know what I mean.

Mine would be MARTA Shootout Mutation!

I was recently advised that my use of the word penis wasn't appropriate. I was tempted to request a list of banned words.

I wonder by what measure this is even thought to be useful?

it's probably a bit more complex that that. Various combinations, context, etc.

My chum, Poor Mad Felix, was wont to put words like this randomly into his telephone conversations.

Me, I used to use similar language online and then throw in links to gay porn sites: thinking such to be much more of a headfuck for the overseers, many of whom I imagined to be somewhat straight-laced. These days, I just can't be bothered with any of it, having neither the time, nor the feelings of outrage that gave impetus to such small civil protests.

I assume I'm being monitored, sporadically, and it don't bother me none [sic], as the argot would have it.

Wonder if they bother to monitor for the Pig Latin permutations of all those words as well.

My boyfriend and I had an argument. But after the apologies, I thought at first that we would just go to bed. I figured well at least we wouldnt end the day upset with each other. But then I decided that I would rather the two of us go to sleep Enriched and Weapons Grade.
So I Brute Forced my Dirty Bomb and cleaned his Car Bomb until it was rock hard. Then after I rinsed him off I gave him a Suicide bomber that left him Iraqi and Home grown. I always love it when he returns the favor. I laid on my back and spread my Jihad wide for him. He didnt waste any time as he Recruited right in, fucking and Attacking until my body quivered and my honey flowed beyond control.
We did it in all of our favorite positions ranging from me terrorizing him while he pulled on my sensitive Tamil Tigers on his shoulders while he Plotted it hard and deep, to my favorite doggystyle. I love this postion the most because my boyfriend always gives it to me radically and fast like it will be the last time he'll ever get this Chemical peach. Of course everything was intensified becuase we were both still a little Biological.
As always we are both left Improvised and very satisfied.

madlibs are funny

This is brilliant.