[identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com 2012-03-26 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The first one is technically accurate, am told.

The 2nd, well, sheet. Not to mention its in THEIR home, not ours.

[identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com 2012-03-26 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tell the [expletive] chaplain to get behind the goddamn vehicle," Gunny Shawhan yelled into the radio.

Oh dear. Its so boring to fight the insurgents when everyone is operating on the same page. You need a delusional wildcard to protect and keep things lively.

So, if I find myself in a combat situation, His promise of protection is still valid."

Protect you into a box covered in flags.

Oh, and WTF is "the lure of dentistry"???!!!
Edited 2012-03-26 18:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] dwer.livejournal.com 2012-03-26 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
there MUST be more sensible chaplains in the military, right? They found a looker for the article, right?

[identity profile] michael barnett (from livejournal.com) 2012-03-26 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought they floated "head injury" before all the other excuses. Bors doesn't usually miss stuff.