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[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Too bad he didn't get better.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

But yeah. She's a witch. Let's build a bridge out of her!

[ericcoleman.livejournal.com]

Damn, beat me to it.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

This time, yes. This time.

I have a supply of more obscure ones lined up for when somebody beats me to the more obvious Monty Python quotes. "Call the Church Police!" and "It's tattooed on the back of 'is neck!" can be used in a wide variety of situations.

[donolectic.livejournal.com]

I especially like that the gay army has nipple rings.

[farchivist.livejournal.com]

The "Sodomy Soldiers" conspiracy theory is one of my favorites.