Since the hipsters probably still live in their parents' 750K houses, they could probably hold a tea party in one of those half-built subdivisions where mcmansions were supposed to be built before the big housing bust.
I watched the second most recent family guy episode last night, that was my reaction to it. One of the things I hate about that show is that they do all the old racist and sexist jokes from 30 years ago, but they do them really badly with this "we're being ironic" wink twist to it. YOU'RE NOT BEING IRONIC FFS. You're being racist and sexist and not even providing good jokes to go with it. If you can find a clip of "Stewie Buys Plutonium at Yusuf’s Kabob Stand" that hasn't been taken down yet, that was the worst one.
Dress like a Hipster, but non-ironically. It drives them nuts. Tell them you ride a fixed gear bike because you can't afford the extra gears. Most importantly, keep a track on all hipster bands who make it, and play them exclusively, partnered with comments such as "isn't their new stuff so much better than their old stuff" and "they really sound awesome now they can afford to hire a proper producer and studio" or alternatively "wanna hear this new band I just discovered?"
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edit: Not aimed at poster or OP just what I thought of over all the talk of irony.
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