[identity profile] usekh.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I think we need to introduce her to some deadly nightshade or arsenic sometime.

[identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And my perennial favorite, anthrax!

[identity profile] hey-its-michael.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
What a tool.

[identity profile] x-jen17.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
No sh!t that carbon dioxide is a natural gas.

She does not/refuses to recognize that the increasing amount of it in the atmosphere disturbs the carbon cycle and changes the climate. And that little changes can have huge effects on the environment. *sigh*

[identity profile] pacotelic.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to shit in her limo.

Naturally.

[identity profile] anfalicious.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Someone should put her in a room and slowly fill it up with natural, harmless carbon dioxide.

[identity profile] edgar-suit.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Nuclear radiation is a natural byproduct, too.

[identity profile] pacotelic.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoremesis

[identity profile] telemann.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like she watched Penn and Teller.

[identity profile] farchivist.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
My main problem with her is how much she fucking lies (http://politifact.com/personalities/michele-bachmann/statements/). It's like she enjoys being a liar, which is rather fucked up for someone who likes to claim how uber-Christian they are. (http://www.bachmanncounseling.com/index.html) The fact that she rails against government subsidies and handouts and sucks on the government teat for farm subsidies (http://exiledonline.com/teabagger-queen-michele-bachmann-cashed-in-on-250000-in-welfare/) is pretty disgusting too. Yet, all this is forgiven and ignored because she's the Teapot Supreme, leading the Tea Caucus and deciding the Tea Party agenda in Congress.

[identity profile] farchivist.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
But at least there's good news. Word is, Fox isn't going to renew Beck's show this December. Ah, the smiley goodness...

[identity profile] artkouros.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
If we had 3% carbon dioxide we'd all be dead. It's 0.039%, you idiot.

[identity profile] donkeyjon.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This reminds me of the old pot stupidity of "It's a plant, it's NATURAL, so it can't hurt you!"

I have had to remind many very stupid potheads that cyanide and arsenic are also both "natural".

Congrats, lady, you're so dumb you've become pothead dumb.

[identity profile] american-geist.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
stop the pot-headsecution!

[identity profile] yes-justice.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
cyanide and arsenic are also both "natural".

Go smoke a bong hit of them then.

Carl Sagan was my type of pothead.

[identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Has anyone else had the argument thrown at them that "X number of thousand/million years ago the Earth's atmosphere had Y number of hundred/thousand percent more carbon dioxide than it does now and life was THRIVING!! The whole planet was nothing but forests! Why is carbon dioxide a bad thing? It supports life!!" Someone threw that at me on Facebook and I was like... ::blink blink:: ... block them permanently...

[identity profile] spencer-mato.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they were a plant that had learned how to type.